Who commented this?

I have posted a Futhead comment. Your goal is to guess who commented this.
Sorry if some of the OG comments are missing, I can't find out the user after the rapture.
Jetpunk won't let me format the comments so sorry if it's a bit messy
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Last updated: February 25, 2019
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First submittedFebruary 24, 2019
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Don't use this guy, he'll just stand still on crosses.
paulohsl
more than 5 notifications on futhead so i have to log out and back in for the surprise
GameOverTown
That sounds like a great idea until Lee Cattermole launches a 4ft10 blonde into orbit with an early "let her know you're there" challenge.
C4Stewart
In short, he's an idiot. In long, he made an account harassing and sending death threats to himself.
ChongTeSe
An interesting fact about turtles is that we can breathe out of our arse, an interesting fact about you is that you chat out of it.
MasterOogway
Christopher Nkunku That's the most African surname I have ever heard. Whenever I hear Nkunku, a little bald African kid shows up in my mind XD
Xtremegamer1611
Me - Hazard Inform Incoming Person - Eden? Me - Who, I'm sorry I don't believe in ghosts
DougGoesQuack
Now the phrase 'full retard' is thrown around a lot these days...
Smartie814
No. We are Welsh. And We are better than you.
Pandemicplanet9
Never lost an argument. I guess some are still going on
Demolion951
Still not nominated : (
dutchbeast123
I deny that 6 million jews were killed by the germans during ww2. Its just not true
JustWannaLeiva
The mods are an embarrassment. Half their mod team isn't even active on Talk, but you ban a user just because he is Muslim. A complete embarrassment
RONaldo_DMC
ok, bale is decent but ramsey is dog poo
StefanPetrescuRomania
this confirms that by naming your thread "@mods" the mods are instantly notified, so keep doing it @everyone
danjp
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dont bread me i will grab your trumpet and smash it over your head
001adamo
John 10:21 "Jesus said that Yoga is not allowed"
ArsenalKurd
supporters support the team, fans like the team, until you go and sing in the stands you are a fan in my book
fontebaby
You look like you're one argument away from a school shooting
ItsTheTruth
Wait so, Yellow = Howto123 Blackxican = Theskyisred KJR = ? Both of you = Virgins
PogbaLogShots
This must be a joke, TM obviously means touch me
XXXTentacles
on a scale from 1-10 are u retarded
jok32VIE
Boli: "How much for a haircut?" Barber: "20 bucks" Boli: "I only got 10.." Barber: "I got you"
jentjesbpei
I can't even get laid (Nissan Cube owner)
Smoove953
This is like ISIS winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
kftirana
Well done goldenee all three of them are football players
TJaay
This could be analogous to cooking: say you're cooking chili and you're running out. Chili's not going to magically appear out of nowhere miraculously; you've got to make more chili and add it to the system as matter cannot be created spontaneously. Same with chemistry, matter's not going to suddenly appear: if something appeared in the system it means either it was already there but not easily visible or you just added some stuff by yourself.
forte
People that use talk are a bunch of idiots, why would anyone base something off talk
BenficaStuff
“No.” -- Master Chief, Halo 1 (CE)
meisterchief711
So this was like a great plot you did? 'Cuz holy shit that is the most home of sexual thing ever. U didn't break anything, but FH is seeming increasingly like a soap opera. I'm just waiting for Liad to get pregnant with Harry's kid or something
MAN0
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Level 69
Feb 24, 2019
Oi frappe nice idea but bad execution cause some of these comments are fairly obscure or by obscure users like who tf is smoove953