Bad Translation
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"Nevertheless, you can use words. I do not think it means your idea."
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (The Princess Bride)
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"Whenever the arrow sounds, the angels spread their wings."
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Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. (It's a Wonderful Life)
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"I'll do it with those deadly snakes on this deadly plane!"
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I have had it with these motherf***in' snakes on this motherf***in' plane! (Snakes on a Plane)
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"This rug is really connected to the room."
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That rug really tied the room together. (The Big Lebowski)
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"Ray, if anyone asks you, if you are a god, you are Jesus!"
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Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god you say YES! (Ghostbusters)
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"The devil's great influence was to predict the existence of the world."
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. (The Usual Suspects)
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"It seems someone had an incident on Monday."
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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. (Office Space)
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"Are you dancing to Satan in the light month?"
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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? (Batman)
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"Fight Legal 1: You're not talking about war clubs."
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The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. (Fight Club)
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"Is it time for German troops to bomb Pearl Harbor?"
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? (Animal House)
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"Life is growing fast. If you do not stop, do not look around, you can skip that."
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
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"Unlimited is not the limit!"
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To infinity, and beyond! (Toy Story)
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"The second award is a series of knife steaks. 3rd place - you started."
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Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. (Glengarry Glen Ross)
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"What is your main mistake?"
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What is your major malfunction? (Full Metal Jacket)
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"Sing, O man! The game is over!"
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Game over, man! Game over! (Aliens)
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"Pirates do not eat tourists when pirates are injured."
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If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. (Jurassic Park)
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"Control loop. Find her in a loop. Sand and tie together in the dark."
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One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. (Fellowship of the Ring)
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"I ate a red pill that stayed in Wonderland. I'll tell you how deep the rabbit hole has penetrated."
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You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. (The Matrix)
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"Your mom is a hamster, and your dad is like a business."
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
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"Maybe this is a wood partner?"
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I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper? (Fargo)
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