Statistics for Punchlines to Jokes

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Joke	Punchline	% Correct
Why did the chicken cross the road?	To get to the other side	93%
What's brown and sticky?	A stick	59%
What do you call a fish without an eye?	A fsh	58%
A dyslexic man walks into a...	Bra	55%
Why was six afraid of seven?	Seven was a well known six offender	54%
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?	A carrot	37%
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?	Dam!	22%
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other...	Do you know how to drive this thing?	19%
Dwarfs and midgets have ... in common.	Very little	13%
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says...	We don't serve food here	12%
How does NASA organise its company parties?	They planet	11%
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?	Fo’ drizzle	10%
What do wooden whales eat?	Plankton	8%
Two soldiers are in a tank. One says to the other...	Blub blub blub blub	6%
Slept like a log last night...	Woke up in the fireplace	4%