Statistics for Most Important Dead Dudes in History and Stuff

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Rank	Dude	Yeah, him	% Correct
2.	Napoleon Bonepart	Short, angry French military man	89%
4.	William Shakespeare	Englishman who rocked a pair of tights and wrote a bunch of plays	84%
9.	Alexander the Great	Short, blond, great Macedonian with a huge backyard	81%
5.	Abraham Lincoln	Beardy American prez who looks a bit like Daniel Day Lewis	78%
7.	Adolf Hitler	Power-hungry Austrian wacko who didn't have many friends	78%
6.	George Washington	The dollar bill guy. His head is shaped like a mushroom	78%
21.	Isaac Newton	Brit who spent a lot of time sitting under apple trees	76%
27.	Ludwig van Beethoven	Deaf German man of music; looked grumpy	75%
13.	Queen Elizabeth I	Queenie. The most famous ginger virgin in history	75%
15.	Julius Caesar	Roman emperor. Thought Brutus was his friend. Thought wrong.	74%
17.	Martin Luther	This German monk thought the church was full of crap and told them so	73%
25.	Plato	Another smart Greek guy...	72%
24.	Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart	Talented, smart-mouthed, childish Austrian composer	70%
35.	Benjamin Franklin	Hundred dollar bill guy. Invented stuff	69%
20.	Christopher Columbus	Died believing he had sailed west to India	69%
1.	Jesus Christ	Hippie dude from a broken home who was a really nice guy to everyone	69%
11.	Henry VIII of England	Fat, ginger English king; fan of divorce and beheadings	68%
10.	Thomas Jefferson	Wrote some kind of Declaration in the 1770s	68%
37.	Winston Churchill	Rolly-polly, cigar smoking British leader guy	68%
8.	Aristotle	Smart Greek dude who pointed a lot	67%
19.	Albert Einstein	German mad scientist, looked like Doc Brown	66%
16.	Queen Victoria	This dumpy queen was never amused	66%
12	Charles Darwin	Nature-boy, not a believer of silly origin stories about apples and snakes	64%
29.	Leonardo da Vinci	Homosexual Italian sculpty-painty-inventy-Codey guy	64%
32.	Ronald Reagan	Crusty American actor president	63%
38.	Genghis Khan	Angry, blood-thirsty, rapey and pillagey Mongolian rampager	59%
30.	Augustus	Roman emperor who wanted his own month	58%
23.	Theodore Roosevelt	Teddy bear president	58%
26.	Louis XIV of France	King of France and the Sun and of tights and wigs	56%
68.	Socrates	Beardy Greek corrupter of youth. Threw wild poison drinking parties	56%
36.	George W. Bush	Election-stealing, dopey Texan	55%
48.	Johann Sebastian Bach	German composer who Baroque a bunch of stuff	52%
18.	Joseph Stalin	Terrifying Georgian with funky moustache who hated everyone	51%
49.	Galileo Galilei	Star-gazing Italian with the best name ever	50%
14.	Karl Marx	Not related to Groucho. Had an impressive beard	49%
43.	Franklin D. Roosevelt	FDR: American Badass	48%
71.	John F. Kennedy	Commie-loving president who should have skipped Dallas that day	48%
3.	Muhammad	Islamic dude who prayed a lot	47%
46.	Mohandas Gandhi	Peaceful, Indian nappy wearer	44%
61.	John Adams	Bald-ish, goody-good American president number 2	42%
33.	Charles Dickens	British author of really cheerful stories of happier times	41%
60.	James Cook	English explorer. The Hawaiians didn't like him much	39%
45.	Alexander Hamilton	American whose ass was handed to him in a duel	38%
28.	Ulysses S. Grant	Fifty dollar bill American president	36%
39.	Charles I of England	English king........ of his own beheading	35%
57.	David, King of Israel	Biblical king, not a fan of philistines	35%
41.	James I of England	Scottish king.......of England	35%
52.	Gautama Buddha	Fat, happy statue guy	34%
34.	Paul the Apostle	One of the hippy guy's thirteen friends	34%
44.	Sigmund Freud	Austrian head shrinker; liked Oedipus	33%
40.	Thomas Edison	History greatest inventor and thief	33%
73.	Vincent van Gogh	Dutch painter who didn't like his ear	33%
83.	Louis XVI of France	Frenchie who could not keep being king without a head	32%
53.	Mark Twain	American writer who gave us Tom and Huck	32%
58.	George III of the United Kingdom	German king of England who went cuckoo	31%
55.	Joseph Smith, Jr.	Made his own religion so he could have more wives	31%
82.	Richard Nixon	The most non-crookest man in America	31%
70.	William the Conqueror	Busted him some goddam Saxon arse to become king of Britain	31%
47.	Woodrow Wilson	Specky American wartime leader. Had a few points to make. No-one listened	31%
56.	Adam Smith	Scottish money-man with the most boring of names	30%
22.	Charlemagne	Italian king-emperor of France, didn't like Muslims much	28%
69.	Elvis Presley	Clean-cut, all-American hip-thrusting rocker	27%
94.	Harry S. Truman	American president. Nuked the bastards	27%
51.	James Madison	American president. Went shopping. Bought Louisiana	25%
74.	Nicolaus Copernicus	Heliocentric German star-gazer. Made him some powerful enemies.	25%
62.	Richard Wagner	Wrote opera about fat Viking women	25%
66.	Andrew Jackson	American president no-one outside of America really cares about	24%
86.	Michelangelo	Italian artist, fond of ceilings and naked guys called David	24%
75.	Vladimir Lenin	Russian rabble rouser with history's trendiest goatee	24%
67.	Constantine the Great	Roman emperor with his very own Turkish city	23%
54.	Edgar Allan Poe	The first Goth. Wrote about talking birds and beating hearts	22%
42.	Friedrich Nietzsche	German thinker who killed God	20%
64.	Voltaire	Church-bashing, freedom-loving smarmy French writer	20%
95.	Joan of Arc	God-bothering French chick with a sword	19%
76.	Robert E. Lee	Picked the wrong team to lead in the US Civil war	18%
93.	Nikola Tesla	Serbian inventor and mad scientist	17%
77.	Oscar Wilde	Witty and wilde Irish writer who liked him the dudes	17%
92.	René Descartes	French guy who thought and therefore he was	17%
63.	Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky	Russian composer who thought cannons should be an instrument	16%
50.	Oliver Cromwell	Warty British party pooper	15%
59.	Immanuel Kant	German guy who thought too much and probably never went to the opera	14%
96.	Dante Alighieri	Italian funny-man who strolled through Hell just for a laugh	13%
89.	Ali	Islamic dude, wanted his own religion too, maybe to make up for his boring name	11%
81.	Francis Bacon	English scientist. Enjoyed ruffs, hats and pointy beards. Went well with eggs	11%
80.	Jean-Jacques Rousseau	French thinky-type and fan of revolutions	11%
100.	Johann Gutenberg	German whose machine prevented writer's cramp	11%
31.	Carl Linnaeus	Swedish nature-boy, wrote about plants and animals	10%
97.	Otto von Bismarck	Prussian Warmonger who made a country called Germany coz he could so there	9%
87.	Philip II of Spain	Spanish king who lost all his toy boats to a girl	9%
79.	Cicero	Lawyer emperor of Rome; thought Mark Antony was a dick	8%
85.	King Arthur	Not a real king. Liked round furniture	8%
99.	John Calvin	Made his own religion to piss off the pope	7%
91.	Pope John Paul II	Popular Polish catholic	7%
72.	Augustine of Hippo	Doomed humanity by inventing the Catholic Church	5%
78.	Charles II of England	English king; 17 illegitimate children; Penchant for massive wigs	3%
98.	Grover Cleveland	American president who shares his name with a Muppet	3%
84.	Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor	Emperor who wanted to be a monk instead	2%
65.	Saint Peter	Was actually a rabbit, according to South Park	2%
90.	Thomas Aquinas	God-botherer, loved being a priest, probably a real boring guy	2%
88.	Johann von Goethe	German raconteur and Sorcerer's Apprentice	0%