Empire Blog - Veggie Caliphate

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Introduction

I decided to make my version of QuizzerBros’s blog for the Veggie Caliphate, my empire!  I hope you enjoy.  Also QBs, if this is to similar, I can change it.

General Information

Leader: Father Nature MiecraftMan, Grand Conservationist

Capital: Abuja

Largest City: Lagos

Countries Included: Nigeria (except Delta, Bayelsa, and Rivers), Armenia, Niger, Chad, Eritrea, Central African Republic, South Sudan, Sudan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Lebanon, Jordan, Israel (besides Jerusalem), Equatorial Guinea, Ecuador (Galapagos Archipelago).

The Veggie Caliphate prefers to conquer in a strip of land, rather then have separated pieces.

Population: 356,000,000 (note that this is Geopro’s population, and people such as Yako have claimed this to be inaccurate)

Disputed Territory: The Veggie Caliphate argues with the Blaze Empire over territories such as Iraq, with the argument being that they belonged to the VC before the AAE’s independence.  However, the VC hasn’t offered any trades yet nor shone signs of aggression.

Allies: The VC is part of the Infinity League, an alliance between the VC, the Vampire Empire, the Imperium Sanctus, the Nauru Empire, and the Pacific Empire.

They also have a non-aggression pact with the Palapyan-Botswanan Caliphate.

They have a trade system with the Greater Indian Empire.

Government Type: Republic

Official Languages: Arabic, English

The VC requires citizens to know 1000 words in one language, and how to write and pronounce the 100 most commen words in the other one.

The official languages of the former countries the VC conquered that aren’t official are: Spanish, Portuguese, French, Hebrew, Tigrinya, Sango, and Armenian.

Bordering Countries: Palapyan/Botswanan Caliphate, Med-Atlantic Empire, Blaze Empire, United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Macedonian Empire, Nauru Empire, Great Southern Empire, Imperial Union

Major Industries: Farming

Major Exports: Fruits, Vegetables, Fertalizer

Military Size: The VC’s military size is a largely disclosed secret, so enemies never no what to prepare.  Rumors have it that some troops desert the enemy to join the VC after tasting the VC’s vegetables and fruits.

Floral and Faunal Emblems: All plants and animals are considered the national animal of the VC

Flag: The VC’s flag has a blue background.  On the flag is two skyscrapers crumbling and being replaced by to evergreen trees.  In between the trees is a human.  This represents the fall of human destruction and the birth of a hopefully long-lasting eco-friendly empire.

National Sport: Cleaning trash

National Dishes: Anything Vegetarian.  Vegetarians are also more privileged in the VC.

Currency: Natura (equal to 1 1/2 USD)

Religion and Beliefs:

Natureism: 82%  This is the belief that deities such as Father and Mother Nature with swoop in to preserve Earth in times of need.  They bestow the title of Mother or Father Nature to their leader after he/she commits their first act of kindness to the Earth.

Atheism: 5%

Christianity: 3%

Islam: 3%

Other: 7% The reason this is so high is that upon the birth of the VC many people started believing in religions similar to Natureism.

Major Holidays: 

May 21st: Miecraft Day

August 28th: Veggie Caliphate Day

October 31st:  Trick or Fruit

December 25th: Christmas

Easter (varies)

April 22nd to April 28th: Earth Week

|—April 22nd: Earth Day

|—April 23rd: Fauna Day

|—April 24th: Flora Day

|—April 25th: Trash Cleaning Day

|—April 26th: Pet Day

|—April 27th: Vegetarian Day

|—April 28th: Coastal Cleanup Day

October 23rd: Miecraft B-Day

Also, every other fortnight is JetPunk Tri-Day

|—Monday: Blog Day

|—Tuesday: Quiz Day

|—Wednesday: Comment Day

Sadly, only .3% of the VC population uses JetPunk, and this holiday is not as widely celebrated.  On Monday, you are encouraged to right 1 blog and compliment 5 blogs.  On Tuesday you are encouraged to make 3 quizzes, and take 50 quizzes.  On Wednesday you are encouraged to right 40 comments and compliment 20 quizzes.

Demonyms: Environmentalist (if you are an actual environmentalist you would be called a Grand Environmentalist)

Driving Side: Right, although citizens are encouraged to bike, skate, walk, or jog instead of using a car/motorcycle.

Basic Geography

The VC is a massive strip of land only separated in a few places such as Sudan (Egypt) then Israel.  It has many landmarks, but the most famous is the Royal Farm in Abuja.  It is a 2000 acre strip of land that grows 1-20 samples of every fruit/vegetable.  It attracts a daily 3000 visitors, and the caretakers of the farm live inside of the farm because it’s so massive.  Other landmarks are: The pyramids of Giza, and the Caliphate Falls, and recently discovered 60 foot waterfall with forest spreading 10 miles all directions.

Listed below are the VC’s 12 states:

Abuja

Aranea

Canis

Cattus

Sciurus

Criceta

Lacerta

Mus

Nigeria

Piscis

Pssitacus

Turtur

Images

Lagos
Abuja

Outro

Thanks for reading!  Note that this blog will NOT be updated as the episodes pass.  For more information on anything you are curious about, ask in the comments.  Also, some stuff in this blog is fictional; for a complete list of what is fictional ask in the comments.  Again, thanks to QuizzerBros for inspiration.

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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
More Info:

Natura is the Latin translation of Nature. It is a fictional currency.

Natureism is the belief that Nature deities such as mother and father Nature will heal earth in times of need.

The region names (apart from Nigeria and Abuja) are the Latin translations of MiecraftMan’s pets, which are treated as well as a human.

Two other beliefs similar to Natureism are Faunism and Florism. Faunism is the belief that certain animals will bless people with their appearance if worshiped the previous day. Florism is the belief plants have a conscious and bless those that treat them as equals.

On Earth Day, you spend the day in nature.

On Fauna Day, you spend the day studying and helping animals.

On Flora Day, you spend the day studying and helping plants.

On Trash Cleaning day, you spend the day in forests, riversides, creek beds, parks, backyards, and other environments cleaning trash.

On Vegetarian day, you spend the day eating no meat, regardless of whether you are a vegetarian

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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
A vegetarian also gets three wishes and you must grant them. If they are to extreme a government official is able to cancel the request.

On Coastal Cleanup day you spend the day on riversides, creek beds, and beaches cleaning trash. You also must help any animal seen if the animal is entangled in trash or eating it. If it is a sea animal you get a 70 Natura prize.

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Nov 30, 2021
Election Laws:

To run for president you must be at least 11. You also must be born in the VC and have lived in the VC for over 8 years. Every five years an election is held. You are allowed to run twice, as long as the terms aren’t consecutive. You must earn your Father/Mother Nature title in the first month in office, or you will be kicked and the VP with become president. You also must be a VC citizen.

Citizenship Test:

All 12 states of the VC

Capital of the VC

Largest city in the VC

Current president

1000 words in one official language

100 most common words in the other

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Level 43
Nov 30, 2021
Empire blogs are taking over JetPunk 🤔
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
lol
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Level 43
Nov 30, 2021
Also, every other fortnight is Jetpunk Tri-Day

Poetic... @Stewart

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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
?
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Level 43
Nov 30, 2021
Jetpunk
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
Shucks. I can’t get over that old habit. Maybe if I use a keyboard shortcut so whenever I type Jetpunk it autocorrects to JetPunk.
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
Alright, I made one. Goodbye Jetpunk!
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
Stewart *prepares banishment papers*
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Level 65
Nov 30, 2021
Great! Very unique, I'll have to make mine now.
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
Thanks!
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Level 73
Nov 30, 2021
You missed the trade deal we signed regarding veggies despite being in different alliances.

And VC is a republic!? Means you are elected?

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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
Yes. Well, I wasn’t elected, but my successor will be.
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Level 65
Nov 30, 2021
And when will your successor be elected?
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
There are elections every five years, and someone can run twice as long as the terms aren’t consecutive.
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
Nice learning about one of my neighbouring empires! Also I'm pretty sure you have Syria now?
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
Oh and can I have some of your nuclear weapons? They're not very environmentally friendly, so I'm guessing you want to get rid of them. Blaze Empire has modified super-carrots if you want to trade?
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
Lol. I think I’ll keep those for now.
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
ok
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
No, why would I have Syria? You have Syria, I think.
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
Not me
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
I'm pretty sure it's strike-throughed in my DOTJE profile
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
I only got Armenia and Equatorial Guinea from Yako, and I didn’t make any trades.
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
Well at some point I gave Yako Syria in return for... can't remember which 'stan' country it was
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
Maybe Goaty has it?

Edit : yes he does. Syria is now part of the Macedonian Empire.

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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
Geopro must have it accidentally strikethroughed on your profile, because me and you are the only ones with a strikethroughed Syria.
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
Oh okay yes I see now.
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
👍
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
Well I guess you did say that the Veggies and Blaze argued over Syria.... there's the argument
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
I think thegoatisgoaty has Syria
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
yep he does
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Level 43
Nov 30, 2021
What happen to not-vegetarians on the Empire?
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
Nothing. They have normal rights, must obey the same laws as vegetarians, etc. etc.

Think of it as Vegetarians getting more rights, not meat eaters getting less.

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Level 65
Nov 30, 2021
Wait, but you don't live in the VC! How are you leader!! And do you speak Arabic?

If you want, you can have Santa Barbara as an exclave. It's not that large so you can just pay me, no need for land exchange.

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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
Lol, my DOTJE character was born and lives in Nigeria, speaks English as a first language and Arabic as a second.

My real life self meets only one of the qualifications, and that is only because I am 11.

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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
And sure, how many Veggies/Natura would you want?
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Level 73
Nov 30, 2021
Isn't 11 too young to run for elections?
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
have you ever heard of King Tut?
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
My DOTJE character is 15, 11 is just the youngest you can be, and also you wouldn’t have that good of a chance to be elected, because the people elect the president.
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Level 65
Nov 30, 2021
Uh... 15,000,000 USD? I'm not sure of how many Naturas that is.
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
It would be 3/4ths of 15,000,000, so 11,250,000. And okay, the VC can make that deal (I hope). I might sell veggies around the empires to get the money if Geopro says I can’t spare that amount. Idk how rich my empire is.
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
And also, Natura is like Fish. You don’t add an “s” :-)
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
If you give me some of your nuclear weapons, I will give you modified super-carrots which you can sell! It sounds like a great deal to me!
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
Okay, I’ll give you half my nuclear weapons.
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
yess!!! In return I will give you half a million kilos of modified super-carrots for your empire
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Level 71
Nov 30, 2021
I'll visit your empire and use one of my wishes for an 18-scoop ice cream
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Level 63
Nov 30, 2021
lol I think I've started something..
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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
On April 27th.
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Level 65
Nov 30, 2021
I don't know what I want for my wishes... I'll save them.

can i wish for more wishes

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Level 60
Nov 30, 2021
That would be one of the types of wishes the government official could cancel.
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Level 73
Dec 1, 2021
I wish to have the VC being annexed into the GIE. Will your officials grant such a wish?
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Level 65
Dec 1, 2021
@MiecraftMan Understandable. I don't need anything right now :)

@Aficionado Wow...

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Level 60
Dec 1, 2021
No. That would probably get you a one way ticket to a prison. And remember, this is only on the 27th of April.
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Level 65
Apr 8, 2022
Hi MiecraftMan, can we do some negotiations about DOTJE here? I'm guessing no one else will check here so it's as good as a private group. First, did you have an Infinity League group before joining the Alliance? And also, do you want to stay in the alliance, or dissolve it? If you're not going back to IL, I could leak some information about the Pentente to help the new alliance (and if you have any info about the IL's plans you can tell that also)
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Level 60
Apr 9, 2022
Hello. IL did have a group, but nobody was active. Nobody made any plans, and Angbo deleted the group.
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Level 65
Apr 9, 2022
Oh cool. So are you planning to stay in the Alliance?
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Level 60
Apr 9, 2022
Yes
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Level 60
Apr 9, 2022
Kk
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Level 65
May 23, 2022
now that you linked this blog this might get leaked lol
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Level 60
May 23, 2022
Copy pasted it, then deleted the comment