Horrific Events in the DOTJE Timeline

Hello!  Since we haven’t had a DOTJE in a while, I thought I’d make another spin-off, a tad like Qy’s recent blog.  Here I will be uncovering some dark secrets in the timeline of Geopro’s blog series, Dawn of the JetPunk Empires.  Enjoy :)

(P.S. I’m doing this on a small iPad, so there may be a lot of typos and formatting issues)

When empires began springing up around the world, many world leaders of previous countries started out in charge.  When Emperor Aficionado, just a general then, led the Indian army to take the whole Indian Subcontinent, Modi was in charge.  Since then he has vanished.  Naftali Bennet and Sultan Viniga had exchanged in many deals and alliances, and since then Bennet has disappeared.  Sultan Viniga, known for his treachery and skullduggery, may have had something to do with it.  So, what exactly happened to all of the world leaders?

One theory is that many of them blended into their country, and when the countries seized to exist, they simply vanished.  Since places like the U.S., France, and Belgium have been proven to be personified, it doesn’t seem to unrealistic that Macron, Biden, and Alexander de Croo simply melted into their country.  Others, like Bennet, and Modi, stayed behind but were, er, disposed of by the new emperors.

A second theory is that the former world leaders simply stepped down.  It doesn’t explain their disappearances, but if I were Scott Morrison, I’d step down for the great Great Southern Empire.

MiecraftMan, a wealthy Nigerian kid from a noble family, has reported many times that Muhammaddu Buhari simply stepped down for the good of humankind and veggies.  Seeing how well MiecraftMan conquered Vietnam, he knew the country was in good hands.  Lies?  Possibly.  The disappearance of the former world leaders is likely a secret that will never be uncovered.

After gaining independence from the VC, Yako and the AAE moved on to form an alliance of strong empires, now called the Pentente.  Most members gave Yako some territory, and because of that, Yako found himself with the Galapagos Archipelago.  From there, he abducted countless animals, taking them back to Armenia where they could be put through countless horrible experiments in hopes of making mutant monsters.  Did he succeed?  Only time can tell.  After the AAE’S downfall to the STF, the mutants disappeared.  Is the STF in control of these horrible superpowers?  Do they even exist?  Who knows.

Tigerheat, an ambitious emperor from Korea, had set his eyes on conquering the world.  The other world leaders, along with their militaries, cornered him in the oblast of Kaliningrad.  But… when it all seemed like Tigerheart would fail, he turned a super missile on all the world capitals.  Luckily, ducklingpanda and an army of orcs, trolls, dragons, and Balrogs swooped in to save the day.  However, while a master orc tamer, duckling couldn’t keep control of them all.  Creatures of all sorts ravaged through Kaliningrad, and even into Poland and Lithuania.  The death toll was high.  Ducklingpanda managed to gain control of his army though, and took them all back to Middle Earth.

A small village in the Veggie Caliphate was minding everyday life, when… well, no one exactly knows.  The village was destroyed, leaving no survivors.  10,000 dead.  It could have been a natural disaster.  An extremely powerful earthquake or tornado could have done that, but another theory is that it was done by the hands of a supersoldier.  A Yemeni supersoldier.  Viniga, Tigerheard, and Agent X had been experimenting horrific things on VC spies, and managed to create a few supersoldiers.  Do they have the power to level an entire village?  Maybe.

Elba, the famous Italian island, home of Napoleon.  When Napoleon came back, he made sure to conquer the island again.  He then became at war with the Macedonian Empire, and with their vast supply of bombs and troops, they obliterated Elba to nothing but rubble.  Horrible.

The Veggie Caliphate versus the Blaze Empire, in a friendly game of cricket.  What could go wrong?  Everything.  A few Inferno soldiers of the VC were on guard, given the dangerous times.  And, whoosh.  They disappeared.  Other powerful military units around the world also vanished.  Will they be recovered?  Are they dead?  Who knows.  A powerful blow from whoever did this, and many suspect it is the owner of the mysterious powerful orb.  Another theory is aliens.  Some people suspect giant worms.

A much shorter blog, I’ll admit, but I hope you enjoyed!  I may add on to this as more DOTJE gets released.  Comment your theories in the comments!