RUB Times | A Robot Revolution is Looming…
First published: Friday October 14th, 2022
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Intro
Ok, ok, I’m sorry. RUB Times is back, after so long (and then it’ll probably disappear again). As you can see, some most categories may be missing, but I hope to bring them back next week.
Robots Succeed at Captcha Tests!
Well, this is bad. Or wait, is it? I can program some robots to do all the work for me! Well, I don’t know how this will effect me, but I’d say it’s bad for most of the world.
Street Bums Get Together to Form a Country!
Street bums from all over the world are getting together to demand a country from the UN. Will they succeed?
This world is so wacky I wasn’t even sure the UN existed anymore. I wonder what a country run by hobos would be like….
President Biden Addresses the Nation
Just an hour ago, tension was high as the president of the USA addressed the nation. Well, he ended up rickrolling 300 million people.
Every Single Elephant Shrinks Ten Times Their Size
A group of Elephant Watchers went out into the wilderness the other day, only to find living breathing, adult elephants the size of large shrubs. Other reports have come in of these minuscule ungulates.
Wow, that’s crazy! And also the second time that a newspaper is apparently causing me to visit my local zoo. I’m sure that this will be a sight to behold. Never would I imagine a tiny elephant.
Acronym of the Week:
FPT
Make what you want out of this acronym and post it in the comments!
Outro
I hope you enjoyed this edition of RUB Times! A new episode will come out every eternity, at random times. Or it’ll never come out again, I really don’t know!
Your Publisher,
MiecraftManBye!
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1. Give 80% of all rose oil and raspberry production to the Veggie Caliphate
2. Let you have 80% control over my economy and military
3. Erect a statue of the great MiecraftMan overlooking Yerevan
All I ask is for is Armenia, Central African Republic, and Equatorial Guinea.