RUB Times | New Country Shaped Fast Food, and they Taste Delicious!
First published: Wednesday February 23rd, 2022
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Intro
This week’s edition of RUB Times will have the normal Headlines, Memes, Crosswords, and JetPunk News, as well as a special Sudoku! Enjoy!
Major Fast Food Chains Around the World Come Together to Create Country-Themed Food!
.Fast food chains around the world have come together to create country themed food! This includes country shaped pizzas, burgers with the countrys’ main export, and even managed to fit Vatican City into a giant sandwich! Anyone here wanna eat Vatican City?????????
Well, I guess you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a country shaped pizza! *heads to McDonalds*. Cross that off the bucket list! And whoa, they did actually manage to get Vatican City into a sandwich! Apparently the restaurant with the sandwich is in Vatican City… Wait, what?
Somalian Pirates Pass Nauru and Land in Chile!
The Somalian pirates that set out to Nauru after it began sinking apparently are bad sailors and sailed right past the island! A fisherman fishing near Nauru saw the ship pass by him and heard loud party music from it. He was baffled by the sighting, but decided to report to RUB Times for answers.
Really? All that sailing just to miss their destination…. I really respected those brave sailors. I wonder what they are going to do in Chile, maybe their adventures there will make their way into another RUB Times episode? I’m hoping for it, because these pirates are sure to be fan favorites.
Bermuda Triangle Mystery - Solved!
Scientist Bob B. Bobby went on a joy cruise in the Sargasso Sea a couple weeks ago, and vanished. He recently appeared saying he was sucked into a whirlpool that led to a giant disco party dimension! Oceanographers are speculating whether this could be the Bermuda Triangle. Bob B. Bobby is adamant on insisting it is.
Ah yes, the classic mystery of what happens in the legendary Bermuda Triangle. Can’t be sure if this Bob guy is trustworthy, but at the same time I want to believe the Bermuda Triangle leads to a Disco Party dimension, because that would be pretty cool. Maybe now that he’s discovered this, other people will venture into the dangerous triangle.
Military Leaders From Throughout History Gather at Starbucks for a Get-Together
Many of the worlds greatest military minds have been sighted at a Starbucks lately! These people include Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Luke Skywalker. Starbucks employees report that they normally come over the weekend and talk about… the weather?
Well, in a world where babies run countries, I guess dead guys can come back to life…. Who knew they liked coffee, though? And what is it with adults talking about the weather? It seems pretty boring to talk about imo. Who’s your favorite of these coffee-drinking conquerers?
Guys in Pickle Suits March Down NYC!
A couple days ago, people from all over the world traveled to New York City to hold the Pickle People Rights March. I guess people want it to be legal to wear pickle suits whenever they want?
That sounds like a good Halloween costume, though in my opinion pickles taste gross. I definitely didn’t know that there were people who wanted to wear pickle costumes on a daily basis….
Crossword Puzzle
This week’s crossword puzzle. If any numbers are hard to read, ask in the comments.
| Vertical
1. Northernmost Country
2. Female
3. Tiny Bug
4. Blunt
5. Milk, Eggs, Cheese
— Horizontal
1. Action
2. Northernmost U.S. State
3. Not a Kid
4. Toxic Chemical, Once Used in Pencils
5. A Stupid or Irritating Person
Meme Section
Contains two memes I made.
JetPunk News
JetPunk News will contain:
Featured Quizzes
Updated Featured Quizzes
Changes to the Top 100 Quizmaker Leaderboard
Blogs with 10 Likes
JetPunk Updates
(Sorry Thread I couldn’t think of a way to make it personalized lol)
Note: There’s no way to tell if a quiz was updated or featured unless it was from nominations, so I might have a couple in the wrong category.
Updated Featured Quizzes:
Women’s Figure Skating Champions
Most Common JetPunk Answers - People
Most Common JetPunk Answers - Countries
Most Common JetPunk Answers - Cities
Category Elimination - European Geography #1
Band Members #1
Band Members #2
Conspiracy Theories - Mostly U.S.
U.S. General Knowledge #7
NBA Slam Dunk Contest Winners
NBA 3 Point Contest Winners
All-Time Sports Champions Quiz
Featured Quizzes:
The Mafia Quiz
State Capitals That Beat Phoenix
Band… or Gang
Name a City in EVERY Country - No Capitals
2020 Winter Olympic Medal Table
Changes to the Top 100 Quizmaker Leaderboard:
jpedrocm passed cosmokim
overtired passed Quizgas
dub passed PSTSCCH
Pandora49 passed dub, PSTSCCH, and markhojan
LanguagePunk passed baptistegorce
Sentenzza passed Nathanial
Geographystar passed Johnsonncn5
Geographystar and Johnsonncn5 passed MattPett12
Nygaut passed Youri704
MitchellDavid passed Cyn
GymnastPunk passed angel0703
Blogs with 10 Likes:
What if the Belgian Empire Reunited Today?
Dawn of the JetPunk Empires - Part VIII
JetPunk Daily Word Search - Follow-Up
JetPunk Updates:
There have been no JetPunk Updates this week.
Sudoku
This is a new feature! A sudoku will be available every week!
This is my first Sudoku, so I’m pretty sure I made mistakes lol.
Acronym of the Week: RGAI
Make what you want out of this acronym and post it in the comments!
Outro
I hope you enjoyed this edition of RUB Times! A new episode will come out every Wednesday at 9:45 AM PST. (This is Funny Newspaper Headlines, but with a different title, a crossword, JetPunk News, a sudoku, and a meme section). Any suggestions? Post them in the comments!
Your Publisher,
MiecraftManBye!
What are we supposed to do with the Sudoku?
Also, Raining Gorillas Abdicate India.
Also, here's my definition for the acronym: Research Giants on Artificial Intelligence :)
Also Luke Skywalker for the win!
BTW, my blog has 10 likes as well!
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