Justice League made Batman vs Superman look like Citizen Kane.
Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
Malbaby makes Donald Trump look like William Shakespeare.
Relaaaax! Just kidding! Besides, I'm sure there are plenty of cynical Englishmen who feel that way.
I feel like this could be a Bob Dylan song but when you look just a little way back in almost ANY culture's history, you're going to find blood and violence.
Nanjing especially is an illustration of the power of the propoganda machine. If you don't want your soldiers to empathise with the 'enemy', you've got to dehumanise them. That's how you end up with babies on bayonets. Brutal but essentially the same business as Nazi Germany or the US in Vietnam. Or the world and slavery. Or just women full stop.
But then if you want to get really appalled there's the millions of women, especially of eastern background, sold as sex slaves en mass in the nineteenth century (and still continues today).
EVERYONE'S ancestors are war criminals.
Good quiz though. Could I remember the blinking Mayflower gggrrrrr.