Seinfeld Quotes Quiz

Can you fill the blanks in these quotes from the TV show "Seinfeld"?
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Last updated: December 14, 2019
First submittedNovember 23, 2012
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Who Said It
Soup Nazi
No soup for you
I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that
It's not a lie if you believe it
She had man hands
Maybe the dingo ate your baby
Sidra (Teri Hatcher)
Oh, by the way, they're real and they're spectacular!
But are you still master of your domain?
These pretzels are makin' me thirsty
George (answering machine)
Believe it or not, George isn't at home
You double-dipped the chip!
Yeah, well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you
But I don't wanna be a pirate!
Kramer (to Jerry)
You're a rabid anti-dentite
I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada,
I never heard from him again
Frank Costanza
A Festivus for the rest of us
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister
Elaine's business idea
Top of the muffin to you!
I don't have a square to spare
The sea was angry that day, my friends
Level 62
Dec 13, 2012
Ahhh, how could I forget "yada, yada, yada"?! Grrrr.
Level 85
Dec 13, 2012
Awww. I tried stuff your "sorry" in a sack and it didn't work, so that was the only one I missed. Great quiz - made me smile.
Level 45
Feb 10, 2014
It's time for the Feats of Strength! I find tinsel distracting. I've got a lot of problems with you people.....

Level 83
Jun 9, 2014
The airing of grievances!!
Level 86
May 1, 2014
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
Level 79
May 19, 2014
Chose this as a random quiz - never saw an episode of Seinfeld in my life, so happy to score 6.
Level 89
May 21, 2014
I thought Susan said "stuff your sorries in a sack". George may have repeated the phrase later though.
Level 10
Sep 3, 2014
What About "Serenity Now!"?
Level 82
Mar 7, 2016
It led to insanity later! :)
Level 67
Jan 19, 2016
Great quiz! love seinfeld. The pretzels are making me thirsty quote was said by everyone. I know it was kramers line for the movie, but I always remember george saying it because of how intense he is when he says it.
Level 61
Mar 7, 2016
I'm a big Seinfeld fan. Sometimes it gets stuck in my DVD player and I have to pry it out with a screwdriver. My favourite out of this collection is "Maybe the dingo ate your baby", possibly because I'm Australian. I was very disappointed to get only 17. Jimmy doesn't like disappointments. I'll have to retire to my log cabin and put the balm on my pride.
Level 60
Jan 2, 2017
Did I tell you to put the balm on your pride?!?!?
Level 71
Mar 7, 2016
Surprised that "But I don't want to be a ___!" I'm only a moderate fan but I probably say that one more than any.
Level 66
Mar 7, 2016
I was hoping for, "The card says 'moops.'"

My family plays a fair amount of Trivial Pursuit, and we trot this phrase out any time someone wants to quibble with the answer on the card.

Level 46
Mar 10, 2016
The quote that you attribute to Sidra was said *about* her (by Jackie Chiles), not by her
Level 67
Mar 14, 2016
It's her parting line.

Level 60
Jan 2, 2017
No "It's __ time!"
Level 64
Dec 9, 2017
What a great show. The funniest of all time.