Artist
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Misheard lyrics
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Actual lyrics
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Elton John
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Hold me closer, Tony Danza
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Hold me closer, tiny dancer
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Duran Duran
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Like a birthday or a preview
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Like a birthday or a pretty view
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Toto
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I miss the rains down in Africa
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I bless the rains down in Africa
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Nicki Minaj
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...and when we done I make him buy me lo mein
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...and when we done I make him buy me Balmain
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Nirvana
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Here we are now, in containers
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Here we are now, entertain us
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John Legend
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My head's under water, but I'm breathing fire
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My head's under water, but I'm breathing fine
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ABBA
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See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
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See that girl, watch that scene, digging the dancing queen
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Queen
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Kicking your cat all over the place
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Kicking your can all over the place
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The Eagles
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You've been outright offensive for so long now
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You've been out ridin' fences for so long now
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Jimi Hendix
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'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
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'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
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Beyoncé
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...hold me tighter than my very own jeans
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...hold me tighter than my Deréon jeans
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Bon Jovi
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It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not
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It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
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Johnny Nash
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I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone
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I can see clearly now, the rain is gone
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