Answer
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Choose
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a
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job.
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Choose
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a
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career.
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Choose
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a
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family.
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Choose
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a
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f***ing
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big
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television.
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Choose
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washing
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machines,
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cars,
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compact
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disc
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players
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and
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electrical
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tin
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Answer
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openers.
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good
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health,
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low
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cholesterol,
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and
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dental
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insurance.
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Choose
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fixed
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interest
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mortgage
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repayments.
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Choose
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a
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starter
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home.
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Choose
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your
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friends.
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Choose
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leisurewear
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and
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matching
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luggage.
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Choose
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a
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three-
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piece
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suit
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on
|
hire
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purchase
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in
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a
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range
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of
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f***ing
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fabrics.
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Choose
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DIY
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and
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wondering
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who
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the
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f***
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you
|
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Answer
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are
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on
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a
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Sunday
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morning.
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Choose
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sitting
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on
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that
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couch
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watching
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mind-
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numbing,
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spirit-
|
crushing
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game
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shows,
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stuffing
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f***ing
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junk
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food
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into
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your
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mouth.
|
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Answer
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Choose
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rotting
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away
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at
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the
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end
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of
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it
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all,
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pissing
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your
|
last
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in
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a
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miserable
|
home,
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nothing
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more
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than
|
an
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embarrassment
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to
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the
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selfish
|
|
Answer
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f***ed
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up
|
brats
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you
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spawned
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to
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replace
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yourselves.
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Choose
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your
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future.
|
Choose
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life...
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But
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why
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would
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I
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want
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to
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do
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a
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thing
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like
|
that?
|
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Answer
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I
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chose
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not
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to
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choose
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life.
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I
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chose
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something
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else.
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And
|
the
|
reasons?
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There
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are
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no
|
reasons.
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Who
|
needs
|
reasons
|
when
|
you've
|
got
|
heroin?
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Thanks for playing :)