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Funny Jokes Quiz
Answer these funny jokes we have in store for you!
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Why don't robots panic?
Because they have nerves of steel.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
Someone laughing his head off.
What did the knife say?
Be sharp.
What did the glue say?
Stick to it.
What did King Arthur wear to bed?
A knight gown.
Name a liquid that can't freeze.
Hot water.
What do you call a guy who makes loudspeakers?
Mike.
What makes a pair of shoes?
Two shoes.
Comments (4)
Baxtergrad
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Level 52
Apr 19, 2021
What gets the modern generation is not these stale "set-up-then-punchline" jokes. It's surreal humor, AKA memes.
cathlete
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Level 74
May 12, 2021
*facepalm*
MErika
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Level 35
Nov 27, 2023
thanks for the laugh , DarthKnight
DarthKnight
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Level 69
Nov 28, 2023
Sure!
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