Bloom County Quiz: Characters

Blonde male with glasses, austensibly a child but works in various capacities for the Bloom County Newspapers

Male character, does battle with assorted foibles living in is anxiety closet; also regales his father at all hours with questions about pop culture figures and their behavior

Female Character; brunette, teacher, feminist, constant belittler of the local frat boy turned lawyer

Local defense lawyer; capitalist; former frat boy; womanizer; smoker brain trans-reversed by aliens; turns out to be gay.

Vietnam Vet; astronaut; returned to the US from the Soviet Union in a personnel trade for the dead cat; captain of the star chair Enterpoop

Hacker; African-american; Chemist; Genetic Engineer. Got detention for bringing a nuclear bomb to school

African-american middle class male, conservative, forever flummoxed by his son's intelligence and his willingness to use it; erased from existence when his son removed his IRS records

Hippy girl; artist; dater or alpha males until she met and fell in love with the local penguin

The local penguin

The local groundhog; conservative; survivalist; briefly fundamentalist christian

The local rabbit; conservative, racist against the local groundhog; survialist; briefly fundamentalist christian

Dead cat; vessel for Donald Trump's brain; Lead tongue in Billy and the Boingers

Female; African-american; owns a headless doll. tries to get Michael Jackson to buy the local Penguin's skeleton; named after a president by a mother in a fit of patriotic optimism.

Last of it's species, thought to be male but discovered to be female; mated with the local rabbit

Parody of feminist panic among white males; dates the local penguin once, fights with him over the check

Female rock star; Joan Jett parody

Yellow computer; demented love child parody of the Mac and a PC

Purple personification of anxiety that lives in the previously mentioned anxiety closet

The local lawyer's younger sister

The local cockroach; infamous for whispering behavioral suggestions and thoughts into the ears of boarding house residents as they sleep

Teenage sister of the teacher and feminist listed above; taken to prom by Steve Dallas as a favor to the teacher; rescued there by the young blond male listed above.