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Blonde male with glasses, austensibly a child but works in various capacities for the Bloom County Newspapers
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Milo Bloom
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Male character, does battle with assorted foibles living in is anxiety closet; also regales his father at all hours with questions about pop culture figures and their behavior
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Mike Binkley
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Female Character; brunette, teacher, feminist, constant belittler of the local frat boy turned lawyer
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Bobby Harlow
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Local defense lawyer; capitalist; former frat boy; womanizer; smoker brain trans-reversed by aliens; turns out to be gay.
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Steve Dallas
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Vietnam Vet; astronaut; returned to the US from the Soviet Union in a personnel trade for the dead cat; captain of the star chair Enterpoop
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Cutter John
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Hacker; African-american; Chemist; Genetic Engineer. Got detention for bringing a nuclear bomb to school
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Oliver Wendall Jones
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African-american middle class male, conservative, forever flummoxed by his son's intelligence and his willingness to use it; erased from existence when his son removed his IRS records
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Frank Jones
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Hippy girl; artist; dater or alpha males until she met and fell in love with the local penguin
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Lola Granola
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The local penguin
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Opus
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The local groundhog; conservative; survivalist; briefly fundamentalist christian
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Portnoy
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The local rabbit; conservative, racist against the local groundhog; survialist; briefly fundamentalist christian
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Hodge-Podge
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Dead cat; vessel for Donald Trump's brain; Lead tongue in Billy and the Boingers
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Bill the Cat
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Female; African-american; owns a headless doll. tries to get Michael Jackson to buy the local Penguin's skeleton; named after a president by a mother in a fit of patriotic optimism.
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Ronald-Ann
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Last of it's species, thought to be male but discovered to be female; mated with the local rabbit
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Rosebud the basselope.
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Parody of feminist panic among white males; dates the local penguin once, fights with him over the check
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Alf Mushpie
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Female rock star; Joan Jett parody
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Tess Turbo
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Yellow computer; demented love child parody of the Mac and a PC
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Banana Junior 6000
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Purple personification of anxiety that lives in the previously mentioned anxiety closet
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snorkel wacker
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The local lawyer's younger sister
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Kitsy
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The local cockroach; infamous for whispering behavioral suggestions and thoughts into the ears of boarding house residents as they sleep
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Milquetoast
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Teenage sister of the teacher and feminist listed above; taken to prom by Steve Dallas as a favor to the teacher; rescued there by the young blond male listed above.
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Yaz Pistachio
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