Badly Described 2022 Films

'Where's my supersuit?'... Wait? Ice Man isn't from the Incredibles?

They really let their imaginations Wanda with this one

Not the most uplifting film involving riddles and a Penguin that I have seen.

Don't cut off your fingers just to spite your hand.

When two remakes of the same children's story are released in the same year, let's hope the multi-billion company's version doesn't flop, that wouldn't be a good look

Apparently no one in the editing room watched a 20 minute vomiting scene and went 'okay, it's got to be at least a couple minutes too long?'. 'No, they said. It needs a Marxist monologue' they concluded.

Maybe the cure to being bullied is to make your bully the protagonist in your prom film?

A film about the blonde bombshell better not, itself, bomb.

A 2 hour TED Talk about Thomas the Tank Engine lore interspersed with locomotive violence

Film trying to psychologically get positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes with its name

Surely it would have been easier and better to just get Tim Allen back rather than hiring Captain America?

There must be easier crimes to commit in order to hang out with the policeman you have a crush on?

When the scary motorcyclist with the intimidating helmet turns out to be the most horrifying thing you could imagine - a reporter.

Complete the sequence: Freddie Mercury, Elton John, ...

I had exactly the same experience with my Airbnb too!

The most intense scene I've seen of people trying to anally penetrate themselves to gain superpowers.