Badly Described Films 2020

Who looked at that animal and thought 'you know, if you were blue I bet you could run reeeal fast'

Groundhog Day but California

- I've written a film about a famous writer, famous for Citizen Kane.

Frances McDormand gets another Oscar for portraying yet another depiction of a character completely foreign to anyone in Hollywood: Just a normal person.

I think you should sign a waiver to say 'I agree that I would like to say a naked old guy walking behind a pig within the next 2 hours' though probably not the weirdest thing in this film.

Every American history teacher from hear on out will recite all their lessons in the form of rap

Who knew that Eleven, after the events of Stranger Things, would go on to be detective?

Wealthy, entitled woman trying to find someone that will love her as much as she loves herself.

No! I can't die! I'll miss my concert!

'They told me I couldn't make anything more convoluted than Inception. But I'll show them... I'll show them...' He said as he wrote two words on his piece of paper: Pincer Manoeuvre.

Let's try to indict Rudy Giuliani: The Movie

If I had to be a teacher, I too would choose to be inebriated constantly.

Robert Pattinson wanted to play a more hateable character than Edward Cullen,a nd goes absolutely mental

What were your favourite parts of the original? The animation? The songs? The talking dragon? Right, then let's redo it, but without any of that.

A lot of murders you literally didn't see coming