Badly Described Films 2019

Who knew a film about a clown could be so depressing

Adam Driver meme

Who do you think would best encapsulate a children's cartoon mouse? Deadpool?

All of the girls in this film seemed pretty normal size to me?

'You know how unpopular the decision to have Voldemort have a child was? And Anakin Skywalker's miraculous conception? Well have I got the pitch for you! Let's do both.'

I loved it when Robert Downey Jr. stood up and snapped his fingers and said 'I'm Ending this Game'

Wouldn't it be adorable if everyone in the world would just hold hands around the world? Well, let's make it terrifying.

*Emotional close up of a lion, just looking like a lion*

Two mental men fight over a light

When you have the option of stuffing your awful boyfriend in a bearskin and set alight, and you take it.

Why does my imaginary Hitler best friend have a New Zealand accent?

When you want to secretly live in the house of your rich employers, but someone's already beaten you to it

*Here are all the horrible things that will happen to you if I have given you the wrong medicine* 'Okay, and none of these things are happening to me?' That is correct. 'I'll just kill myself instead then, thank you. Good luck dealing with my family by the way.'

I started a lesbian relationship with the person you hired to secretly paint me against my will, that'll show you.

"I want to make a sequel..." 'No, come on. Let it go' "That's the spirit!"