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It’s so dark in this Pyramid. The tunnels lack air and are barely luminiscent. The sweltering temperature and the Nile moisture is not helping. Honey, I’m going to die.
Cairo
LaGuardia airport is more horrible than I thought - The security officers have trapped me in this subterranean dungeon by the Hudson river.
New York City
Help! My Japanese grandpa was one of the soldiers that massacred the residents of this city in 1937 and now their ghosts are attacking me!
Nanjing
This catacomb under the city streches for miles, but the Seine river is flooding in and I could suffocate.
Paris
After falling down a walkway on the Sugarloaf no medical staff have arrived. I have decided to pray to Christ the Redeemer.
Rio De Janeiro
Who’s idea was it to put a national park besides the central buisness district? The elephants are eating humans! My office on the Jomo Kenyatta center is encircled! Help!
Nairobi
When I discussed about Beijing, protesters took umbrage at me and threw me into the Victoria harbour.
Hong Kong
Never thought I would one day be trapped at the top of the world - Unfinished sea reclamation projects and a vast desert is all left to see.
Dubai
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Sorry, I won't get to Swechat for my flight. While driving I crashed into the Saint Stephen's Cathedral and I'm writing this as I suffocate under the ruins.
Vienna
Ach, when that Aztec eagle sat on a cactus they must have never envisioned that one day sinking buildings would lead to collapses.
Mexico City
No, Mr. Supreme Leader, Leader of the Juche revolution, forgive me!
Pyongyang
The gangs are at my door after I reported on Red-Light district fights and people thrown in Canals. Goodbye.
Amsterdam
The Swan river will be where my body will lay, for Western Australia's turned to grey.
Perth
Parachuting off the Marina Bay Sands will certainly be fun... If it was clearer I could see Kota Bharu.
Singapore
Upon seeing how president erodgan has reversed secularism by converting the Museum back into a mosque, I have decided to jump into the Dardanelles.
Istanbul
When I crossed over from San Diego, I didn't know this city had the highest homocide rate in the world! Help!