That's What He Said
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What He Meant / What's Correct
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Why don’t you ask if Darryl is a bad friend who backstabs people in the back?
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backstabs people OR stabs people in the back
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"My mind is going a mile an hour"
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Going a mile a minute
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"I made a mistake. I committed corporate punishment"
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Corporal punishment
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"They are in, for a bitter surprise. I am not to be truffled with"
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Not to be trifled with
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"My plan... A man. Panama"
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A man, a plan, a canal. Panama!
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"...it's really beyond words. It's really incalculacable"
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Incalculable
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"...now, at a time TDB all of these problems will be in the past"
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TBD (to be determined)
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"Wish I could, but I can’t. Well can, but won’t. Should, maybe, but shorn’t" "What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?"
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Shouldn't and Won't (a mix)
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"Ah, yes… There's the X-Aksiks"
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X-Axis
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"By far and away, the most expensive shot in the movie. But, it was intregal to the story" - Michael Scott
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Integral
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"You know what they say: fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice... strike three"
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me
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"...it is my responsibility, as manager of this branch, to profiligate great ideas…"
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Propagate
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"... get her to be in this commercial. This would be a huge coupe people. All right?"
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This would be a huge scoop
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"To tell you or not, and I'm glad I did. I feel very, very good and catharctic"
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Cathartic
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"It's too late to undo it. I need to know. Otherwise this thing is going to spiral out of amok"
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Spiral out of control OR Run amok
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"Cause you know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness? Forgiveness is next to Godliness"
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Cleanliness is next to Godliness (not from the Bible)
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"This is like a witch hunt. This is like The Blair Witch Hunt Project"
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The Blair Witch Project
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"Well, well, well… How the turntables…"
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How the tables have turned
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"He (Michael) says personnel day. Are we hiring?" - Dwight Schrute "I think he meant [answer] day" - Pam Beesly
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Personal
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"I was probed. By an alien life force"
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Alien life form
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