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Michael Scott's Misquotes - Random

Michael may get some words wrong... Yet we always know what he means.
It's eerie. Or irie.
Write what Michael really meant to say in these situations
Specific errors are highlighted
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Last updated: January 5, 2022
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That's What He Said
What He Meant / What's Correct
Why don’t you ask if Darryl is a bad friend who backstabs people in the back?
backstabs people OR stabs people in the back
"My mind is going a mile an hour"
Going a mile a minute
"I made a mistake. I committed corporate punishment"
Corporal punishment
"They are in, for a bitter surprise. I am not to be truffled with"
Not to be trifled with
"My plan... A man. Panama"
A man, a plan, a canal. Panama!

"...it's really beyond words. It's really incalculacable"

Incalculable
"...now, at a time TDB all of these problems will be in the past"
TBD (to be determined)
"Wish I could, but I can’t. Well can, but won’t. Should, maybe, but shorn’t"
"What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?"
Shouldn't and Won't (a mix)
"Ah, yes… There's the X-Aksiks"
X-Axis
"By far and away, the most expensive shot in the movie. But, it was intregal to the story" - Michael Scott
Integral
"You know what they say: fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice... strike three"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me
"...it is my responsibility, as manager of this branch, to profiligate great ideas…"
Propagate
"... get her to be in this commercial. This would be a huge coupe people. All right?"
This would be a huge scoop
"To tell you or not, and I'm glad I did. I feel very, very good and catharctic"
Cathartic
"It's too late to undo it. I need to know. Otherwise this thing is going to spiral out of amok"
Spiral out of control OR Run amok
"Cause you know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness? Forgiveness is next to Godliness"
Cleanliness is next to Godliness (not from the Bible)
"This is like a witch hunt. This is like The Blair Witch Hunt Project"
The Blair Witch Project
"Well, well, well… How the turntables…"
How the tables have turned
"He (Michael) says personnel day. Are we hiring?" - Dwight Schrute
"I think he meant [answer] day" - Pam Beesly
Personal
"I was probed. By an alien life force"
Alien life form
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