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1.Dwight's shelter cost 1200$ to buid. So a stroller costing the same should be…
A good shelter
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Indistructible
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Sold immediately
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A waste of shelter money
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"Twelve hundred dollars is what I spent on my whole bomb shelter. For that kind of money, this stroller, should be indestructible."
2.Dwight never does the things who would do?
Idiots
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Jim
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Toby
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Women
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"Before I do anything I ask myself, ‘Would an idiot do that?' And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."
3.How is it better to be hurt?
On purpose by a stranger
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Accidentaly by someone you know
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No one can hurt Dwight
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By yourself
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"It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose."
4."You _____ every day. You only _____ once"
Live/Die
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Eat/Hunt
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Hunt/Are hunted
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Work/Go to the beach
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"You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once."
5.Competition and hatred for another man often leads to…
Friendship
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Sex
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More competition and hatred
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Death
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"Yes, I am taking Andy hunting after work. Not long ago we were sexual competitors. I used to hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him. I studied him, to figure out why I hated him so much. But that blossomed into a very real friendship, as these things often do."
6.Dwight has the strength of…
A Grizzly Bear
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Everyone in the office combined
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A grown man and a baby
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A mongoose and a panther
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"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
7.What is the greatest human weakness?
Nostalgia
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Neck
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Love
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Bears
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"Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses, second only to the neck."
8.Never tip someone for a job…
They did wrong
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They didn't do. That's how thieves are born
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…
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You can do yourself
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"Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones."
9.Why doesn't Dwight need to see babies?
Because he's seen one before
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Because he's a "giant baby"
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Because he doesn't like babies
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Because he can mash up the parents in his head
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Oscar: "Don't you want to see the baby?" Dwight: "Psh! Why? I know what Angela and the senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now."
10.Why aren't prgnant women attractive?
Because they can't be impregnated
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False! They are attractive
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Because they're mothers
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Because they're ugly
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Pam: "Dwight, am I hot right now?" Dwight: "Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction."
11.Why be frozen when you die?
To rest before you can attack again
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To outlive your friends
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To wait for the cure
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To figure out what you could have done to stop it
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"When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in."
12.At one point Dwight's life was so great that he wanted…
A family
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A second one
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A crystal wizard
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A wife
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"I signed up for second life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same… except I could fly."
13.Dolphins aren't the heros they seem to be. For pushing people to the shore. No one knows how many people they…
They eat
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Push further out to the sea
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are lying. Sharks are the heros
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They ignore and leave for dead
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"Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you don't hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins aren't smart. They just like pushing things."
14.You may not get over a situation, however…
Life goes on
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Nothing! You don't get over it
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False! Dwight was never under it
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Michael does
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"Will I get over it? Mmm. No. But life goes on."
15.Dwight always has a date for Valentine's Day
His old Nanny
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False! Made up holiday
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February 14th
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Angela
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"Do I have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes. February 14th."