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He Looks like a Quentin Blake illustration
Ollie
I've never met someone quite so proud yet quite so useless as you
Terri
The political equivalent of the house wine at a suburban Indian restaurant
Hugh
On the scrap heap at the tender age of 76, it's no life for you is it?
Glenn
Iago with a Blackberry
Malcolm
And if he does stick his baldy head round your door and comes up with some stupid idea about policemen's helmets should be yellow or let's set up a department to count the moon, just treat him like someone with alzheimer's disease, you know? Just say 'yes, that's lovely, that's good, we must talk about that later', ok?
Julius
He looks like a Lego policeman!
Steve
She's mad, she's like Tom Cruise's favourite fucking brush
Nicola
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I didn't know you were still alive, you're still doing the Robert Palmer lookalike thing?
Peter
Horse loving, crypto facist, vacuous, weekend at daddy's nothing !
Emma
That boy is a simpleton, 100 years ago they wouldn't have let him milk a cow
Phil
I'd love to stay and talk but i'd rather have type 2 diabetes
Cliff
Mr baby new potato head? fuck off
Geoff
There's basically one word he's just been saying which is blblbblablebliiblb
Ben
I wish your phone had an app that could send * * a dead cat in a box