Lyric
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The
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famous
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Roman
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empire
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was
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the
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biggest
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meanest
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neighbourhood
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we
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four
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were
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the
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baddest
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emperors
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and
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by
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bad
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we
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don't
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mean
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good
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My
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name
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is
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Caligula
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a
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rotten
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Roman
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pig-ula
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if
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you
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told
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me
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a
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fib-ula
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I'd
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hack
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your
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hands
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to
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stumps
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one
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time
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I
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killed
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a
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priest
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who'd
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come
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to
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sacrifice
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a
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beast
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you'd
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think
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it's
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sad
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that
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he's
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deceased
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we
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all
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laughed
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like
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chums
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I'm
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very
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Lyric
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hairy
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but
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take
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note
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if
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you
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so
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much
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as
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whisper
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goat
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with
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an
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iron
|
rod
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you
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will
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be
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smote
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in
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a
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good
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mood
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today
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so
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I
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won't
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slit
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your
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throat
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I'm
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bad
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He's
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bad
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A
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shameless
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rotten
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cad
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do
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you
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still
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have
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limbs
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since
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meeting
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me?
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Well
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then
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I
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guess
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you
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should
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be
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glad
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Your
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nastiness
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was
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fabulous
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but
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my
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name's
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Elagabalus
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and
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I
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was
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far
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far
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worse
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Lyric
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just
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listen
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to
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my
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verse
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I
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was
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quite
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notorious
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for
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catapaulting
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venomou
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snakes
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at
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Rome's
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enormous
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crowds
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oh
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how
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they
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fled
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if
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you
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won
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a
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lottery
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prize
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I'd
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give
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you
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bees
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dead
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dogs
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and
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flies
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my
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house
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guests
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got
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a
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nice
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surprise
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a
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lion
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in
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their
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bed
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You'd
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think
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to
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children
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I'd
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be
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cuter
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no
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I
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was
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their
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biggest
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executor
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used
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their
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guts
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to
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read
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the
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future
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says
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Lyric
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I
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should
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get
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a
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job
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as
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a
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school
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tutor
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I'm
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bad
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He's
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bad
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Could
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argue
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I
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was
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sad
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hated
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through
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our
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empire
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from
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Great
|
Britain
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to
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Baghdad
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Afraid
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your
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claim
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is
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bogus
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cause
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my
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name
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is
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Commodus
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and
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no
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one
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else
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could
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be
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a
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worse
|
emperor
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than
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me
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There
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never
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was
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a
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greater
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pretend
|
gladiator
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if
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the
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booing
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got
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too
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loud
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made
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the
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lions
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fight
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the
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crowd
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just
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Lyric
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one
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man
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was
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grander
|
Julius
|
Alexander
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so
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I
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killed
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him
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see
|
cause
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I'm
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emperor
|
me
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I'm
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bad
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He's
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bad
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my
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actions
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truly
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rad
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You
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only
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got
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the
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emperor
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job
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cause
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you
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were
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chosen
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by
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your
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dad
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To
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me
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you
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all
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score
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zero
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my
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name
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is
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emperor
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Nero
|
evil
|
men
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you're
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not
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I'm
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the
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worstest
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of
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the
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lot
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My
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rule
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was
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full
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of
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fear
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yes
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men
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from
|
far
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Lyric
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near
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called
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me
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a
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fighting
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hero
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or
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I
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would
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have
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them
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slayed
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changed
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the
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Olympic
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season
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so
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the
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medals
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went
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to
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me
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son
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burned
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Christians
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for
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no
|
reason
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just
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a
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fun
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game
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I
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played
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you
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know
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Poisoned
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my
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stepbrother
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ordered
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men
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to
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kill
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my
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mother
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tried
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to
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drown
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her
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but
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she
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fled
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so
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I
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had
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her
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stabbed
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instead
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Wait
|
there's
|
more
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with
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my
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first
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wife
|
dear
|
Octavia
|
I
|
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Lyric
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showed
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truly
|
bad
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behaviour
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chopped
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her
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head
|
off
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gave
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it
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to
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my
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girlfriend
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who
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I
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then
|
killed
|
too
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I'm
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bad
|
so
|
baddy
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of
|
badness
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I'm
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the
|
daddy
|
come
|
on
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I
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want
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to
|
see
|
a
|
more
|
evil
|
bloke
|
than
|
me
|
You're
|
bad
|
real
|
bad
|
nothing
|
more
|
to
|
add
|
we
|
all
|
thought
|
that
|
we
|
were
|
awful
|
but
|
you
|
are
|
really
|
truly
|
mad
|
I'm
|
the
|
baddest
|
emperor
|
the
|
Romans
|
ever
|
had
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