Hint
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Answer
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Red plumber bullies brother and decimates local walking mushroom population.
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Super Mario
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Green Guy ruins local pottery business, while saying "well excuse me, princess".
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Legend of Zelda
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Me and the boys jamming to Gangplank Galleon.
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Donkey Kong
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Play as the average ten-year-old who enslaves electric mice, literal gods and single-handedly destroys entire evil organisations.
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Pokemon
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Snake! SNAKE! What a thrill...
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Metal Gear Solid
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Start shooting at someone and a moment later they build the entire Taj Mahal to defend themselves.
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Fortnite
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Enjoy hearing thirteen-year olds screaming profanities into the microphone as they can't get on a killstreak, lol, what casuals.
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Call of Duty
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Still waiting for Prime 4, still waiting...
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Metroid
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Don't you dare backthrow or PK fire me Ness! Don't you dare!
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Smash Bros
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A dating sim disguised as wars between medieval nations.
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Fire Emblem
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Sharpening hammers since 2004.
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Monster Hunter
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Oh no! The devs added a sprint button! How could they do this to us? The series is now ruined!
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Halo
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See that small pixel through that door that is barely visible? Yeah that's an enemy gun... and they're about to headshot you.Have fun getting one-shot.
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Rainbox Six Siege
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Have fun having your teammates feed up the mid-lane for the whole game. Why do the matches last 40 minutes?!
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League of Legends
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You think you're good at this real-time-strategy game? No you're not. Watch a South Korean player play, they're insane.
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Starcraft
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The sky bridge levels should be designated as a crime against humanity (and put in the rhino levels for good measure).
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Crash Bandicoot
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Still waiting for Miyazaki to put in a troll bonfire.
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Dark Souls
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A game of skill where the most skilled player wins because they skillfully use skillfull red shells to skillfully achieve a skilled victory.
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Mario Kart
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Does a good 3D game in this series exist? Rolling around at the speed of sound!
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Sonic the Hedgehog
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Local children kill Aliens with the power of prayer and baseball bats.
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Earthbound
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BOY!
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God of War
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Play as a maniacal pink blob, and swallow whole ecosystems.. then do a cute dance!
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Kirby
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Does Silksong exist? Is it real? Will it ever come out... I am losing my mind.
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Hollow Knight
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Hey did you know Alucard backwards is -
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Castlevania
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Wow! A heavy metal soundtrack that comes with a game! Hell yeah!
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Doom
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No matter what they say, Shin Megami Tensei isn't the better series.
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Persona
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Fortnite copied us so we copied Fortnite so they copied us,,, wait, who copied who?
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PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
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"Welcome to the family son"
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Resident Evil
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These horror games will never get a sequel, but we did get Metal Gear Survive (lol).
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Silent Hill
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A game of androids, questions about your own humanity... and ladders. We love the ladders.
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Nier Automata
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Now, we could defeat the God of the Underworld or we could just go fishing.
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Hades
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A hoonter must hoont.
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Bloodborne
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A game where you try and get the characters to die in as many dumb ways as possible, especially Ashley, she deserves it.
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Until Dawn
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