Grandpa Simpson Quotes

Fill in the missing word in each quote to complete Grandpa Simpson's famous nonsense!

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Last updated: August 8, 2020

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"The metric system is the tool of the _____!"	devil
"I thought I recognized you! I gave you a plate of _____ muffins back in 1947 to pain my chicken coop."	corn
"The important thing was that I had an _____ tied to my belt, which was the style at the time."	onion
"If you ever travel back in time, don't _____ on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine."	step
"I'm an old man. I hate everything but _____!"	Matlock
"Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my _____. It holds the answer to all the important questions."	underwear
"Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say 'dickety' cause that _____ had stolen our word 'twenty'."	Kaiser
"I'm itchy! I've got _____ in my pants! I'm discombobulated! Give me a calmative!"	ants
"Homer, you're as dumb as a _____ and twice as ugly."	mule
"Dear Mr. President, there are too many _____ nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot."	states
"I was sleeping in the _____ and got caught in your sheets."	dryer
"Unfortunately, like all true stories, this one has a _____ ending."	crappy