Statistics for Grandpa Simpson Quotes

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
"The metric system is the tool of the _____!"	devil	91%
"If you ever travel back in time, don't _____ on anything because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine."	step	91%
"I'm itchy! I've got _____ in my pants! I'm discombobulated! Give me a calmative!"	ants	64%
"Homer, you're as dumb as a _____ and twice as ugly."	mule	64%
"I thought I recognized you! I gave you a plate of _____ muffins back in 1947 to pain my chicken coop."	corn	55%
"I'm an old man. I hate everything but _____!"	Matlock	55%
"The important thing was that I had an _____ tied to my belt, which was the style at the time."	onion	55%
"Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say 'dickety' cause that _____ had stolen our word 'twenty'."	Kaiser	36%
"Dear Mr. President, there are too many _____ nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot."	states	36%
"Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my _____. It holds the answer to all the important questions."	underwear	36%
"Unfortunately, like all true stories, this one has a _____ ending."	crappy	9%
"I was sleeping in the _____ and got caught in your sheets."	dryer	9%