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Hi, you're on a {rock} floating in space. Pretty cool, huh?	94%
Some of it's {water}. **** it, actually, most of it's {water}. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat.	94%
But what about Britain and France? Did they figure out who's boss? Yes, they did! It's Britain. Guess who's broke? Also Britain, so they start taxing the **** out of {America}. Year: 1776 "**** you," says {America}, declaring their independence and fighting for it, and France helps them win. Now, France is broke and Britain will have to send their prisoners to a different continent (Australia).	90%
About 10 minutes later Great news! The protons and neutrons are now happily {married} to each other. Some of them even doubled up.	85%
So now stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice, and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things, like this ball of flaming rocks (Earth) for example. Holy ***! We just got hit with another ball of flaming rocks, and it kind of made a mess, which is now the {Moon}*!	84%
10 million years later ...and it's getting closer together... 500 million years later ...and it's getting closer together--it's a {star}!	82%
About no seconds later Great news! The quarks are now happily married and in groups of three, called a proton or a neutron, and there's something else flying around too that wants to join in but can't because it's still too-{HOT}!	82%
That's why it's been {every}where. It's been so {every}where, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how {every} it gets.	82%
Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean? Now you can eat {sun}light! Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert {sun}light into food. Taste the {sun}!	82%
Why is all my metal so lame and lumpy? Tired of using lame, sad metal? Year: -3300 Introducing... {bronze}! Made from special ingredient tin from the far lands of Tin Land... I don't know, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it.	82%
A long time ago-- Actually, never, and also now, {nothing} is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. {Nothing} was never anywhere.	81%
Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land. Fish: Nope, can't {walk} yet. And there's no food yet, so I don't care. 100 million years later Okay, will you learn to {walk} if there's plants up here? "Maybe," said some bugs and fish	81%
Ah, that's a thing, in a place. Don't like it? Try a new place, at a different {time}. Try to stick together because the world is gonna get bigger and emptier, but it's not empty yet. It's still very full and about a kjghpillion degrees.	80%
Also, can we switch to a metal that's a little easier to find? switches to {iron} Thanks.	80%
Cell divides Oh, yeah, and it can do that. Cell divides more It has secret instructions written inside itself telling it how to {build} another one of itself. So that's pretty nifty, I would say.	80%
It's {sad}. I'm {sad}. I miss you. How did this happen?	80%
Year: -200,000 And make crazy sounds with their voice ("Gneursk") which can mean different things ("Hi," "Bye," "Can you pass me that rock over there?"). That's a {human} person!	80%
You can make a {religion} out of this! And maybe conquer the world as well.	80%
You could make a {religion} out of this!	80%
Let's check in with the Indus River Valley Civilization - they're gone. Guess who's not gone? {China}!	79%
Look who came back to Israel - it's the twelve tribes of Israel! And they believe in {God}! Just one though, and he's got like a ten step program.	79%
Mumbling What? Something's {alive} in the ocean! Like, a plant or an animal?	79%
Severe flooding alert! The entire world is now an ocean. Volcano alert! That's {land}!	79%
Year: 1957 I'll race you to {space}. Year: 1969 America lands on the Moon Now, let's make some more countries fight themselves (Vietnam War).	79%
Year: -380,000,000 Fish struggles to get on land 5 million years later Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to have {babies}!	79%
Year: -671 Here comes the Assyrian Empire. Year: -600 Nevermind, it's the Babylonian Year: -580 Media- Year: -500 It's the {Persian} Empire! Wow, that's big.	79%
Also, China! And did I mention {Indus} River Valley Civilization!	78%
But we're still in the ocean. Hey, can we go on land? NO! Why? The Sun is a deadly {lazer}!	78%
Year: -252,000,000 Permian extinction happens Oh ***, now everything's dead. Just kidding, here are the survivors. Keep your eye on this one... 75 million years later* because it's about the become the {dinosaurs}. Here's another map of the land. Yeah, it broke apart. Don't worry about that. It does that all the time. Year: -66,000,000 Here comes a meteor. And the {dinosaurs} are gone	78%
Year: -3,000,000 And bang rocks together to make pointed rocks ("Ouch") Year: -1,500,000 And set things on {fire} ("Yeouch")	78%
And now they're everywhere, almost. Year: -20,000 {Ice} age! Humans: What? You can walk over here (the Americas)? Cool! Year: -10,000 Not anymore. Humans: Well, I guess we're stuck here now.	77%
Hi, I live in the Roman Empire, and I was wondering Is loving {Jesus} legal yet? NO	77%
IDEA: Learn to use an {egg}. Amphibian: I was already doing that. Narrator: Use a stronger {egg}. Put water in it. Have a baby, on land, in an {egg}. Water is in the {egg}. Baby, in the {egg}, in the water, in the {egg}.	77%
Meanwhile, out in the middle of nowhere, the {horse} is probably being tamed.	76%
Ooh, I paused it. I think there's a universe now. What's it made of? {Quarks} and stuff!	76%
It's {mammal} time! Here come the {mammals}; look at those breasts!	75%
Ah, the {Buddha} was just enlightened! Who's the {Buddha}? This guy, who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying.	74%
Year: -305 Knock knock. It's Chandragupta. He says (to Seleucus), "Get the ** out of here. Will you get the ** out of here if I give you five hundred elephants? Okay, thanks. Bye." Time to {conquer} all of India! Er- most of India!	74%
Year: 30 "Hi, everything's great," said some guy (Jesus Christ), who seems to be getting very {popular}, and is then arrested and killed for being too {popular}, which only makes him more {popular}.	74%
Year:-500,000,000 It's a sponge. It's a plant. It's a worm, and some other types of weird, strange water bugs and strange fish. It's the {Cambrian} Explosion! Wow, that's animals and stuff.	74%
There's the {Rus}, the Kievan {Rus}. Are they Vikings? "I don't think so" said the Kievan {Rus}. Ok, fair enough.	73%
Year: -400 Ah, the Greeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff... Year: -330 ...and right over here, Alexander just had the idea of conquering the entire Persian empire. It's a {great} idea. He was... {Great}. And now he's dead. Hopefully, the rest of the gang will be able to share the empire evenly between them (empire splits up).	73%
Year: 610 Deep in the Arabian desert, on the top of a mountain, the real god whispers in {Muhammad}'s ear, so he goes down to the cube where everyone worships gods, and he tells them their gods are all fake, and everyone got so mad at him that he had to leave town and go to a different town.	73%
About 380,000 years later Great news! The electrons have now joined in. Congratulations! The world is now a bunch of {gas} in space. But it's getting closer together...	72%
Better farming was just invented in a sweet dank valley right in between these two rivers (Mesopotamia), and the animals are helping. Guess what happens next! More food, and more people who came to buy the food, and you need people to help make the food and keep track of the sales, and now, you need houses for people to live in and people to make the houses, and now, there's more people, and they invent things which makes things better, and more people come, and there's more farming and more people to make more things for more people, and now, there's business, money, writing, laws, power... {SOCIETY}!	72%
New ** just got made. Some stars burn out and die. Bigger stars burn out and die with passion, and make some brand new, way crazier *...{SPACE} {DUST}!* ...which allows newer, more interesting stars to be made, and then die, and explode into- EVEN CRAZIER {SPACE} {DUST}!	72%
Oh, okay. Not anymore, there's a {blanket}!	72%
Year: 1857 {India} just had a revolution, and they would like to govern themselves now. "Nope," said Britain, governing them even harder than before.	72%
Let's check the Greekification levels of the Greekified kingdoms. Greekification overload! "Bye!" said the Parthians. "Bye!" said the Jews. "Hi!" said the Parthians taking over the entire place. Year: 1 "Heyyyyyyyy," said the Romans eating the entire Mediterranean for {breakfast}. "Thanks for invading our homeland," said the Jews, who were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland.	71%
The Franks have the biggest kingdom in Europe, and the Pope is so proud that he invites the king over for Christmas. Year: 800 Surprise! You're the new Roman Emperor! ...said the Pope, pretending to still be part of the Roman Empire. Then, the Franks broke their kingdom into what will later be called {France} and Not {France}.	71%
The {Middle} {East} is getting more complicated. Maybe because it's in the middle of the East.	71%
Want silk? Now, you can buy it from China. They just made a brand new {road} to the world! conquering Vietnam Or you can get there on water! "Sick! New trade routes" said India, accidentally spreading their religion to the entire southeast. Hmm, that's a good place for an epic trading kingdom (Funan).	71%
Year: -5000 Tired of using rocks for everything? Use {metal}! It's underground.	71%
The Christians are doing a great job reconquering Iberia, which will soon be called {Spain} and Not-{Spain}. Please remain Christian. We will check in later to see if you're still Christian when you least expect ({Span}ish Inquisition)*	70%
Year: -475 Oops, China just broke, but while it was breaking, {Confucius} was figuring out how to have good morals.	70%
But what about this part? That's the {Tamil} kings. No one conquers the {Tamil} kings. Who are the {Tamil} kings? Merchants, probably... And they've got spices!	69%
Year: -1600 Knock, knock. Er... clop clop. It's the people with the horses, and they made an empire, and then everyone else copied their horses. {Greeks}! Ah, look, it must be the {Greeks}. Or, a beta version of the {Greeks} (Myceneans).	69%
Coming soon to a dank {river} {valley} near you.	68%
No, a microscopic speck. It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical {soup} which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients leftover from when it was raining rocks or whatever.	68%
(Society Count goes from 4 to 5) : {Norte} Chico!	68%
The {Mayans} have figured out the stars! Oh, and here's a huge city (Teotihuacan), population: everyone.	68%
There's the Bronze Age collapse. Now, the Phoenicians can get down to {business}!	68%
Year: 400 It's the golden age of India! There's the {Gupta} Empire, not Chandra{gupta}, just {Gupta}... First name Chandra... The First. Ok, I get it!	68%
50 million years later And now everything's huge. Including {bugs}. Wanna see a map of the land? Sure.	67%
Guess who's in Rome. {Barbarians}! What's a {barbarian}? "Non-Romans," said the Romans, being invaded by non-Romans. R.I.P. Roman Empire. Er, actually just half of it; the other half is just fine, but it's not in Rome anymore, so let's give it a new name (Byzantine Empire).	67%
Year: -1200 New arrivals in India! Maybe it's those horse people I was talking about, or their cousins, or something... And they wrote some {hymns} and mantras and stuff!	67%
Year: -2,300,000,000 Side effect, now there's {oxygen} everywhere and the sky is blue. Then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while. Maybe even a couple of times.	67%
Year: 280 China is whole again! Year: 320 Then it {broke} again!	67%
Pope: Yes, I do actually want to do that. Let's do a {Crusade}. {CRUSADE}! They did many {crusades}, some of which almost didn't fail, but at the least the Italians got some sweet trade deals.	66%
Year: -312,000,000 Amphibians: Works for me! {Bye} {bye} ocean!	66%
Year: -15,000,000 Now, they're gonna dominate the world, and one of them just learned how to {grab} stuff, and walk. No, like, walk like that, and {grab} stuff at the same time.	65%
Year: 786 Here's all the wisdom, in a house: it's the Baghdad House of Wisdom, just in time for the- {Islamic} Golden Age!	65%
Forget this. I wanna be something. Go somewhere. Do something. I want things to {change}.	64%
I want to {invent} time and space, and I know it's possible because everything is here, and it probably already happened. I just don't know when to start-- and that's exactly where it started.	64%
Let's draw a line to decide who gets which half of the world (Spain and Portugal). The {Aztec} and Inca Empires are off to a great start. I wonder if they know that Europe just discovered their continent?	64%
HI I JUST SENT YOU A MESSAGE THRU A WIRE Technology is about to go crazy! Year: 1863 The United States finally figured out whether {slavery} is good or bad. "It's bad," they decided, and then, they continued manifesting their destiny, which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their land and maybe kick out the Mexicans too.	63%
Meanwhile, out in the middle of nowhere, they figured out how to put {wheels} on a horse. Now, we're getting somewhere.	63%
The Northerners (or just Norse, if you don't have much time) are exploring. They go north, from the north, to the northern north, and they find some land, two types of land, and they name them accordingly (Greenland and Iceland--prankd!) They also invade some other places and get called many names, such as {Vikings}.	63%
Wait, if France is broke, why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses? "Let's overthrow the palace and {cut} all their heads off!" says Robespierre, {cut}ting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and {cut} his head off.	63%
"Wait!" said Christopher Columbus, probably smoking crack. "If the world is round, let's go this way to India! "Nah, don't worry, we already got this," said Portugal. So Chris goes to Spain. COLUMBUS: Hey, Spain, wanna hire me to find India by going around the back of the world? SPAIN: No. COLUMBUS: Please? SPAIN: No. COLUMBUS: Please? SPAIN: No. COLUMBUS: Please? SPAIN: Okay. Year: 1492 So he sails into the ocean and discovers... More ocean... And then discovers the Indies... and {Japan} (actually Cuba).	63%
Who would like to buy the spices? "ME!" said the {Arabians}, swiftly buying it and selling it to the rest of the world.	63%
Year: 1453 Oops, you missed a spot (Constantinople). Don't forget to ban Europe from the Indian spice trade. "What? That's bull***!" said {Portugal}, spiceless. Well, I guess we'll have to find another way to India!*	63%
Year: 1791 Haiti is starting to like the idea of a revolution, especially the slaves, who free themselves by killing their masters. Toussaint L'Ouverture: Why didn't we think of this before? Wait, who's in charge of France now? "ME!" said {Napoleon}, trying to take over Europe. Luckily, they banished him to an island (Elba)-but he came back! Luckily, they banished him to another island (St. Helena).	63%
Year: 1914 Europe hasn't had a war since the last war, so they start World War I. Look at those guns! It's gonna be a "Great War" - so great we won't need a second one. After it's over, they blame {Germany}.	63%
Year: -800 The Phoenicians make some {colonies}. The Greeks copy their idea and make some {colonies}. The Phoenicians made a {colony} so big it makes {colonies} (Carthage).	63%
Hi, I'm {Gandhi}, and if Britain doesn't get the **** out of India, I'm gonna starve myself in public. Year: 1947 Britain leaves India Wow, that worked? Bonus!	61%
I just found out where the Swahili gets all their gold (Great Zimbabwe)! Look at this "chad" (it means lake). There's an empire (Kanem Empire) there, right in the middle of- {AFRICA}!	61%
Year: 1950 There's the {Korean} War: {Korea} versus {Korea}. Nobody wins and then it's on pause forever.	61%
Also, guess what? {Egypt}!	60%
How's India? Broken. How's China? Back together! How's those trading kingdoms? Bigger and there's more of them! Korea has three kingdoms. Japan has a kingdom; it's the {sunrise} kingdom.	60%
"Let's bring stuff to the coast, and sell it, and become the {Swahili} on the {Swahili} Coast," said the {Swahili} on the {Swahili} Coast.	60%
Now, we're in business! To celebrate, they kick {Panama} out of {Panama} and make a canal, connecting the two oceans.	60%
Year: 1450 Oh, Italy's really rich. Time for them to care a lot about art and the ancient classics. It's kinda like a re-birth (Renaissance). Here's a printer, let's make books! So you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire? "Yep!" said the {Ottoman} Turks. Nice job, {Ottoman} Turks!	60%
Year: 1500 Move over, Lithuania! Here comes Moscow. {Ivan} wants to make Russia great again. Move over, Timurids; maybe go invade India or something (Mughal Empire).	60%
"Actually, okay, sure," said {Constantine} moving the capital way over here to be closer to his MAIN RIVAL! Don't worry about Rome, it won't fall.	59%
"Let's cut the cake!" said Sykes and Picot, cutting up the remains of the Not-So-Ottoman-Anymore Empire. Except {Turkey}! {Turkey} makes a brand new {Turkey}!	59%
The Pope is ready to make some more emperors of the Roman Empire, the Holy Roman Empire. It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it! New kingdoms! {CHRISTIANIZE} ALL THE KINGDOMS! Which brand would you like? Roman Catholic: Mine's better. Eastern Orthodox: Mine's better. Roman Catholic: Mine's better.	59%
The United States ran out of destiny to manifest, so they're looking for more. Hawaii and Cuba! Wait! Spain controls Cuba! America: Well, blame something on them, and go to war. What should we blame on Spain? America: Let's blame the {Maine} on Spain...so they blame the {Maine} on Spain.	59%
Year: 1839 "Hey, China!" said Britain, "Buy stuff from us!" "Nah, dude, we already got everything," says China, so Britain tried to get them addicted to {opium}, which worked, actually, but then, China made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea, so Britain threw a hissy fit and made them open up five cities and give them an island.	59%
Year: 1908 Britain just found oil in the Middle East. It makes {cars} go	59%
Year: 2001 Whoops, someone just attacked America (9/11). I bet they'll remember that. Phone call! Surprise! It's in your {pocket}. Wanna learn everything? Surprise! It's on the computer. Now, your phone's a computer, which is in your {pocket}.	59%
Year: -4,000,000,000 {Weather} {update}, it's raining rocks from outer space. {Weather} {update}, those rocks might have had water inside them, and now, there's hot steam in the sky. {Weather} {update}, cooler temperatures today, and the floor is no longer lava. {Weather} {update}, it's raining.	59%
Years: 1230-1259 And the Mongols just invaded most of the universe. Nice going, {Genghis}! I bet that will last a long time (BROKEN). Some of the Islamic Turks were unaffected by the Mongol invasions because they were busy invading India (Delhi Sultanate).	59%
Britain just figured out how to turn steam into power, so now, they can make- many different types of {machines}, and factories with {machines} in them, so they can make a lot of products real fast. Then, they invent some trains and conquer India and maybe put some trains there.	58%
Is it {Tonga} time? I think it's {Tonga} time! colonizing the Pacific Ocean	58%
Surprise! Flying robots, with bombs. Wanna print a brain? Some people have no friends, some people have no food, the globe is warming and the ocean is full of {plastic}! "Let's save the planet!" said everybody, not knowing how.	58%
Year: 1066 "Time to conquer England!" said William. Year: 1071 It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the {Seljuk} Turks! "Aah!" said the Byzantine Empire, who's getting so small it almost doesn't exist anymore. "We need help!" They need help, so they call the Pope. Byzantine Empire: Hey, Pope, can you help us get rid of the {Seljuks}? Maybe take back the Holy Land on the way? Come on, I know you want to take back the Holy Land.	58%
Year: 1100 Goodbye, Mayans. Hello, Toltecs! Goodbye, Toltecs. Hello, {Mississippi}! Look at those mounds! There's the Pueblo. I've always wondered how to build a town on a cliff.	58%
Bonus Round! Pacific Showdown: United States versus Japan! Fight! United States drops "extinction ball" on Japan {FINISH} HIM! *drops another "extinction ball" on Japan.	57%
Britain and Russia are playing a game where they try and stop each other from conquering Afghanistan. Also, the Sultan of Oman lives in {Zanzibar} now That's just where he lives.	57%
By the way, {where} the **** are we?	57%
Now, there's {Pakistan}. Actually, two {Pakistans}; one of them can be Bangladesh later.	57%
Year: 1501 Persia just made Persia Persian again (Safavid Dynasty). Let's make it the other kind of Islam, the one where we thought the first guy should have been the other guy (Shi'a Islam). Hey, Christians! Do you sin? Now you can buy your way out of **. "That's bull, this whole thing is bull, that's a scam, ** the church. Here's {95} reasons why," said Martin Luther in his new book which might have accidentally started the Protestant Reformation.	57%
Year: 1917 Russia went on strike, and the workers overthrew the government. Now, everyone's paycheck is the same. Year: 1922 Communism! In the {Soviet} {Union}	57%
Year: -221 Hey, China put itself back together again, with good morals as their main philosophy! Actually, they have three main philosophies (Confucianism: having good morals; Taoism: go with the flow; Legalism: **** you, obey the law). (Mongolian Steppe) Out here, the horse nomads run wild and free, and they would like to {ransack} your city.	57%
Year: 1884 "I know! Let's ** Africa." said Europe, scrambling to see who could ** it the fastest. They never got {Ethiopia}	56%
Year: 1917 The Arabs revolt and Britain helps. Now, the Ottoman Empire is gone, so we can give the {Jewish} people a place to live! Hopefully, the Arabs won't mind.	56%
Year: 225 Remember the Persian Empire? "Yep!" said the Persians, making a new one. Axum is getting so powerful they would like to build a long stick. Has anyone populated {Madagascar} yet? Let's (Bantu and Malay) do it together!	56%
You could make a reli- {no}, {don't}.	56%
Let's unite all the nations and have some {world} {peace} (United Nations)! Seems legit.	55%
Sugar! Year: 1640 Guess where all the sugar is made. In Brazil- STOLEN! (by the Dutch) In the Caribbean, and it's so god**** profitable that you might forget to not do slavery. The next thing on {Russia}'s to-do-list is to get bigger.	55%
The Jews and the Arabs finally figured out which one of them should live in the Holy Land. "ME!" they both said at the same time. Year: 1947 Let's divide up the land so everyone's happy. SIKE! They both get {angrier} (Israel and Palestine)!	55%
The King of {Mali} is so rich, he's going on tour to let everyone know. "Wow, that guy's rich," everyone said.	55%
And then, the {Saudis} conquer Arabia. It just seemed like the right thing to do.	54%
Europe is tired of pillaging other continents, and the continents they were pillaging are tired of being pillaged. So here's a new map, with new countries (decolonization)! Now, you can't tell who they're being pillaged by (neo-colonialism). Year: 1963 The United States finally decided whether {racism} is good or bad. They decided it's bad, and the world agrees.	54%
Year: 1949 Look out, China! There's a new China in China! What's on the {menu}? Communism! "No, thanks," said the other China, escaping to an island (Taiwan). I wonder which one is the real China?	54%
Year: 2008 Whoops, the economy just crashed. Don't worry, the big {banks} won't fail because they're not supposed to.	54%
Let's check the world {population}. (Graph shows it reaching "way more" around 2000) Whoa, okay. Technology is better too; that might keep happening. The Soviet Union decides to relax a little Year: 1991 and accidentally falls apart.	53%
Still can't cross the Sahara Desert? Try camels! * **** yeah! Now we've got business!* said the {Ghana} Empire, selling lots of gold and slaves.	53%
Year: 1933 Germany is back, featuring Hitler, the angry {mustache} model, and he's mad at the Jews for existing.	53%
Year: 2028 "Let's invent a {thing} {inventor}," said the {thing} {inventor} inventor, after being invented by a {thing} {inventor}. That's pretty cool.	53%
Let's review. There's people on the planet, and they're chasing their food. **** it, time to plant some {grass}. Look at this. I control the food now. Now, everyone will want to be my friend and live near me. Let's all build houses, except mine is bigger because I own the food. This is great. I wonder if anyone else is doing this.	52%
(moves to Asia) Britain and France are still hungry! They never got {Thailand}	52%
Year: 1600 "****" said Amsterdam, "We gotta start pillaging some stuff." Question 1: Can you get to India through North America? No, but at least there's {beaver}.	52%
Year: 1945 Hitler's out of control, so the international community tackles him and tries to explain why killing all the Jews is a bad idea. But he kills himself before they could explain it to him. That's {World} {War} {II}!	52%
Yes, it's the 1920s calling. Let's get in a car and drive to a party and listen to {jazz} on the radio and go to the movies. The economy is great, and it will probably be great forever- just kidding!	52%
Europe makes a {union} Year: 1999 so now, they can all use the same money, except Britain 'cause they don't feel like it.	51%
Here's some huge heads. Must be the {Olmecs}.	51%
Question 2: {Steal} the Spice Trade. That's not a question, but the Dutch did it anyway.	50%
{South} {Africa} might need another minute to think about it	50%
The {Hapsburgs} are marrying into so many royal families that they might have to start marrying each other.	50%
Remember this tiny space (Strait of Malacca) you have to go through to get from here to there? Someone owns that now (Srivajaya Empire)! Wanna get {enlightened} in the middle of nowhere (Tibet)?	48%
The Roman Empire is long gone, but somehow, the Pope is still the Pope! Plus, there's- new kingdoms all over Europe! I wonder if there's room for {Moors}.	48%
Year: 220 There goes Buddhism, traveling up the Silk Road. I wonder if it'll reach China before it {collapses} again.	48%
Year: 1150 Guess who's here? {Khmer}! Where? Here, and Pagan is there! Vietnam unconquered itself, Korea just became itself and Japan is so addicted to art that the military might have to take over the government. China just invented bombs and typing...	46%
Year: -576 The {Göktürks} have taken over the entire Eurasian steppe. Great job, {Göktürks}.	46%
Years: 1812-1830 There goes {Latin} {America}, becoming independent in the {Latin} {American} Wars of Independence.	46%
Portugal had a dream that they controlled the entire Indian Ocean, including the Spice Trade... and then that dream was real. And Spain realized that this (the Americas) is not India, but they pillaged it anyway! "****" said England and France, "we gotta start pillaging some stuff!" Then, the Dutch revolt, and all the {hipsters} move to Amsterdam.	45%
Year: 1937 Japan is finally conquering the East, and they're so excited they **** {Nanking} way too hard. They should probably just deny it.	45%
Year 1754 Britain and France are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world, more specifically {Ohio}. Then it escalates into a seven year discussion, giving Prussia a chance to show Austria who's boss.	44%
Year: 1400 Hey Khmer, time to share! New kingdoms here and there. Oh, look who controls all the {islands}. It's the Mahajapit WRONG Majahapit WRONG Mapajahit WRONG Mahapajit WRONG Mapajahit WRONG Ma-ja-pa-hit? CORRECT!	41%
Year: 1530 "You know what would be magnificent?" said {Suleiman}, wearing an onion hat. "What if the Ottoman Empire was really big, which it is now?" Year: 1556 "What if Russia was big?" said Ivan, trying not to be terrible.	41%
Let's meet the sponsors! Oh, it's the two global superpowers. They're having a friendly debate over which economic system is good and which one is an {evil} {virus} of Satan. And they both have atom bombs. FIGHT! Wait, no, that would be the end of the world. Let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead, and make sure we have enough atom bombs.	39%
Year: 1350 Whoops! Half of Europe just died (Black Death). {MING}! China's back, yay!	27%
Year: 1911 China is so tired of being bossed around that they {delete} their old government and make a new, stronger government, which is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government.	25%