Statistics for Terrible Jokes

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Joke	Punchline	% Correct
Why did the chicken cross the road?	To get to the other side	83%
What's brown and sticky?	A stick	51%
What's blue and smells like red paint?	Blue paint	49%
What animal is the best at baseball?	A bat	46%
What do you call a fish with no eyes?	A fsh	43%
A man walks into a bar...	Ouch	39%
How does NASA organize a party?	They planet	25%
Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?	A barber	17%
What do you call a bear with no teeth?	A gummy bear	17%
What kind of bone will a dog not eat?	A trombone	16%
What do vegetarian zombies eat?	Grains	16%
Why didn't the skeleton ask anyone to the prom?	He didn't have the guts	14%
Where does Napoleon keep his armies?	His sleevies	6%
What do superheroes have in their drinks?	Just ice	3%
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?	Oh sheet!	3%
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?	Robin, get in the Batmobile.	1%