Brooklyn Nine-Nine :- Who said it?

I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.

If I die, turn my tweets into a book

Hello unsolved case. Do you bring me joy? No, because you’re boring and you’re too hard. See ya.

Great, I'd Like Your $8-Est Dollar Bottle Of Wine, Please.

Those are my tissues, Raymond. If you were planning on sneezing, you should have brought your own.

Cause I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself. I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

Right, but they're not choking. They're experiencing airway trauma. Ooh, how about, "Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture"

No, no, no, I don't mess with computers, okay? Ever since I died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail, I was like, no thank you. I'm done with this

Look, even though I am a scorpion, I will never drown your adorable little frog ass. So that's what I had to say. I'm sure I'll see you again at some point.

It's not that weird to say, "may I have some cocaine?"

Oh, God, they're gonna shut this precinct down and separate me and Jake. Our friendship is over. If he doesn't see my face every day, he'll forget who I am. He's like a goldfish.

By the power vested in me by the state of New York, I'd like to announce that your honeymoon vacation request status has officially been moved from pending to approved. You're married. You may kiss the bride.

You can't live in fear. Don't want to spend every moment worried about Dengue or black mold or those weird spots on the MRI they found on your brain.