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This Quiz Is Mean... And You Suck

Can you answer some general knowledge questions even as this quiz tries to demoralize you?
Only doofuses read caveats.
Quiz by Dimby
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Last updated: March 13, 2024
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First submittedMarch 12, 2024
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Who fought to free India and used hunger strikes to end violence?
And what have you accomplished? Pathetic.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
What word rhymes with gold and means "brave"?
Small words just for you.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
Whose 2014 album was named after her birthyear?
So basic. Go leave your cookie-cutter house and get some Starbucks.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
According to Captain and Tennille, love will keep us...
Loser.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
What band released OK Computer and In Rainbows?
Hipster loser.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
What efficient method of production did Henry Ford fine tune?
You are aware of productivity...
yet here you are.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
What comes in infrared and ultraviolet varieties?
Oh good for you. How was it?
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
How many years is the typical term for an American president?
That's also how many of your friends actually like you.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
What feature of Cyrano de Bergerac was abnormally large?
Wow, you're rude. Jerk.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
What is the common term for halitosis?
Now answer the next question.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
And what person here has halitosis?
Pushover.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
What type of energy is represented by P in the formula P = mgh?
Remember when you had potential?
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
What is the only "-stan" country that isn't spelled with a K?
Was that your third attempt?
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
What 1800s Irish crop was afflicted with a fungal infection?
Which is also your body type.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
What is both the second letter of the Greek alphabet and the type of person you are?
You sure are. You are like a human participation award.
WRONG! YOU LOSE!
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Level 73
Mar 12, 2024
wow
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Level 59
Mar 12, 2024
what do i suck?
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Level 66
Mar 13, 2024
oh! that's...
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Level ∞
Mar 13, 2024
I lol'd
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Level 60
Mar 13, 2024
This was quite an entertaining quiz, thanks!

Can you add another column for the correct answer that isn't in the table so the quiztaker can see the answer afterwards?

The "-stan" response was too real, haha. Very kind of you to assume that I have 4 friends.

Also, shouldn't electromagnetic waves / electromagnetic radiation / radiation work for the infrared/ultraviolet question?

Congrats on the spotlight!

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Level 71
Mar 20, 2024
Re electromagnetic radiation: Not being given credit for a right was way more demoralising than the insults all put together!
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Level 58
Mar 15, 2024
Highly amusing. I love it.
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Level 69
Mar 20, 2024
bahahaha
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Level 77
Mar 20, 2024
I love you
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Level 72
Mar 20, 2024
“ You are aware of productivity... yet here you are.” Got me with that one
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Level 76
Mar 20, 2024
I enjoyed that
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Level 67
Mar 20, 2024
Gives GLADoS from Portal vibes lol
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Level 61
Mar 20, 2024
I have 4 Friends!!!!!!!!!
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Level 31
Mar 20, 2024
Jokes on you, I don't even have four friends in the first place!
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Level 79
Mar 20, 2024
I have halitosis, but Me no has halitosis.
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Level 53
Mar 20, 2024
Too good!
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Level 65
Mar 20, 2024
"Oh, good for you. How was it?" I mean.... I was just looking at the light, man.
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Level 69
Mar 20, 2024
That was funny. Well done
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Level 74
Mar 20, 2024
Four friends who liked me would be a big success imo.
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Level 28
Mar 21, 2024
Weird!
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Level 69
Mar 21, 2024
You have no idea how excited I was to find out four of my friends ACTUALLY like me! :D
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Level 61
Mar 21, 2024
At least I got confetti for being a nerd :D
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Level 23
Mar 22, 2024
why r u so mean
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Level 63
Mar 22, 2024
I only have three friends, so having four people who like me is pretty good...133% of the people I know like me.

Thanks for the unintended compliment, you staple remover.