Statistics for Guess the Punchline

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Joke	Punchline	% Correct
I was reading a book, The History Of Glue	I couldn’t put it down	70%
I was steering a yacht with my stomach muscles	Absailing	30%
This song is called subtraction	Take it away	28%
I can't spell Armageddon but	It's not the end of the world	23%
my yoga instructor was really drunk which put me in	An awkward position	14%
Do you like local jokes? Me too, they're	Right up my street	12%
I met the man who invented window sills	What a ledge	12%
Do I enjoy doing courthouse puns?	Guilty!	9%
I played the back half of a pantomime wasp	I was the bees knees	7%
I did a gig to whole load of reindeers	Slayed 'em	7%
So i went to Sooty's barbecue and I had a	Sweepstake	5%
i hate scrabble so much I just	Can't put it into words	2%
The seven of diamond, sorry my mind's	Playing tricks on me	2%
The pollen count	Thats a difficult job	2%
What concerns me is ill wind-up an old man and	He'll attack me	0%