Statistics for JoJo Stands Put Through a Bad Thesaurus

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Synonym-ed Version	Real Stand Name	% Correct
Lovemaking Firearm	Sex Pistols	73%
The Grip	The Hand	73%
Recluse Lavender	Hermit Purple	59%
Pigpen Quests Rendered Mud Low-Priced	Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap	56%
Atrocious Community	Bad Company	55%
Ghastly Serpent	White Snake	44%
Low-Cost Hoax	Cheap Trick	42%
Fellow Within the Relfector	Man In The Mirror	42%
Syrupy Digits	Sticky Fingers	41%
Climate Rundown	Weather Report	41%
Interstate Toward Inferno	Highway To Hell	40%
Sir CEO	Mr. President	40%
The Nature	The World	36%
Pebble Handout	Stone Free	35%
Sultan Maroon	King Crimson	34%
Celebrity Silver	Star Platinum	33%
Ivory	Tusk	33%
Executioner Regent	Killer Queen	32%
Melancholy Boogie	Moody Blues	31%
Olive Apostle	Green Hierophant	30%
Casualty Baker's Dozen	Death Thirteen	28%
Greetings All	Hey Ya!	28%
Reiterations	Echoes	25%
Lime Time	Green Day	25%
Promised Land's Hatch	Heaven's Door	25%
Ointment	Cream	24%
Meager Paw	Little Feet	24%
Alarming Freaks	Scary Monsters	24%
Citadel of Drab	Tower of Gray	23%
Avenue Idol	Highway Star	22%
Shady Cobalt Orb of Night	Dark Blue Moon	20%
Obsidian Lord's Day	Black Sabbath	19%
Bouncing Jerry Glimmer	Jumpin' Jack Flash	19%
Globe Burster	Ball Breaker	17%
Yield	Harvest	16%
Asylum	Oasis	15%
Cardinal Tropical Cayenne	Red Hot Chili Pepper	15%
Charring Earthward Condominium	Burning Down The House	14%
Arrest The Band of Color	Catch The Rainbow	12%
Airspace Lofty	Sky High	12%
Mineral-Infused	Metallica	11%
Pearly Cab	Silver Chariot	11%
Disk of Inheritance	Wheel of Fortune	9%
Sensational Flutter	Super Fly	5%
Clout	Strength	4%