Statistics for The stupid Quiz

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
If an electric train is travelling at 95 MPH with a westerly wind, which way is the smoke blowing	there is no smoke	83%
If roses are red, what colour are violets	Violet	81%
If a bungalow is blue on the outside, blue on the inside and furnished in blue, what colour are the stairs?	There are no stairs	75%
A farmer has 20 sheep and all but 15 die. How many sheep are left	15	68%
Which calendar month has 28 days.	All of them	68%
There are 7 Birds on a cable, I shoot 1 bird with the catapult and she dies. How many birds left on the cable	0 (they all fly away)	64%
I have a red sock, a green sock and a blue sock, how many pairs of socks do I have	1	62%
How much dirt in a 2m x 2m x2m hole in the ground	None (it's a hole)	54%
If a plane crashes on the USA/Canada border, where are the survivors buried	You don't bury survivors	51%