The stupid Quiz

Much simpled than general knowledge for dummies, questions to make you think.
Quiz by Calce1987
Last updated: August 2, 2013
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First submittedJuly 4, 2013
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If an electric train is travelling at 95 MPH with a westerly wind, which way is the smoke blowing
there is no smoke
If a bungalow is blue on the outside, blue on the inside and furnished in blue, what colour are the stairs?
There are no stairs
If roses are red, what colour are violets
There are 7 Birds on a cable, I shoot 1 bird with the catapult and she dies. How many birds left on the cable
0 (they all fly away)
Which calendar month has 28 days.
All of them
If a plane crashes on the USA/Canada border, where are the survivors buried
You don't bury survivors
How much dirt in a 2m x 2m x2m hole in the ground
None (it's a hole)
A farmer has 20 sheep and all but 15 die. How many sheep are left
I have a red sock, a green sock and a blue sock, how many pairs of socks do I have
Level 33
Jul 4, 2013
The answers need to be more lenient.
Level 31
Jul 5, 2013
If you have any suggestions for what should be accepted they would be much appreciated.
Level 13
Aug 1, 2013
For example "survivors aren't buried". And for the first one possibly "no way".

Also, you possibly might want to check the box that makes people answer the questions separately, so that you won't get "1" when you type "15", for example. I don't remember what it says, but it's on the first page when you create a quiz.

Level 31
Aug 2, 2013
I have tried to update the quiz to make it separate each answer but it does not seem to have updated and I am aware that 'none' will work for two questions. I have also added a few more acceptable answers but again none of these seem to be working.
Level 53
Jul 4, 2013
Fun quiz
Level 57
Jul 5, 2013
this really is a STUPID quiz.
Level 31
Jul 5, 2013
I take it you didn't do that well then.
Level 15
Jun 27, 2014
i got 6, and got the violet one wrong.. wow
Level 74
Jan 2, 2017
Level 34
Jul 21, 2018
This quiz is not stupid
Level 83
Sep 17, 2018
Assuming there is smoke, as the question implies that there is (who knows? Maybe the train is on fire), we could ascertain the direction it was blowing.
Level 50
Apr 21, 2019
this quiz was funny and fun you should make another one (HEY THAT RHYMES) (I DIDN'T MEAN TO) :) :) :) ;)
Level 66
Sep 25, 2021
You're a poet and you didn't know it!
Level 55
Feb 17, 2021
Accept Nowhere for the US_CANADA
Level 52
Apr 23, 2021
This is brilliant
Level 75
May 13, 2021
Even though 5 sheep died you still have 20 sheep. You have 15 alive sheep and 5 dead sheep, their bodies don't disapear when they die.
Level 43
Aug 15, 2022
bad quiz m8 Good try though appreciate the hard workand sh*t