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Still More Embarrassing Chapters in German History

Guess these people, places, and things in German history that the country would probably rather forget.
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This type of transportational building near Berlin was scheduled to open in 2011. It still hasn't.
Airport
What virtual 'place' was referred to as "Unknown territory" by chancellor Merkel?
Internet
Germany has to sign the WWI surrender at this place - the same that its Empire was founded
Versailles
The US continues to carry out drone attacks from this air base in Germany (think of a German rock band)
Ramstein
Misunderstanding a memo, an East German politician accidentally causes the fall of this construction
Berlin Wall
Public film subsidy pays this actor-director 9 million euros for shooting scenes of "The Monuments Men" in Germany
George Clooney
This emperor likens Germans to Huns in an anti-Chinese speech
Wilhelm II.
This former chancellor refuses to name illegal donors, citing an "oath of honor" to them
Helmut Kohl
Comedian Jan Böhmermann causes a legal and diplomatic crisis after profanely mocking this Turkish president
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
Angela Merkel's phone was likely tapped by this foreign agency, as came to light in 2013
NSA
Chancellor Brandt resigns after it is found out that one of his assistants is a spy from this country
East Germany
Emperor Henry treks to Canossa Castle, where he waits three days in dead winter before being pardoned by this religious figure
Pope Gregory VII.
This state enters a crisis after a marginal party's man is elected PM thanks to votes by right extremists. He resigns after a few days.
Thuringia
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Level 78
Apr 16, 2020
#2: With regards to German internet, she was somewhat right.
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Level 78
Apr 16, 2020
#3: France had to sign its surrender to Germany at the exact same spot, the Hall of Mirrors, in 1871, which was considered a huge embarrassment in French history. They sure got their revenge.
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Level 78
Apr 16, 2020
#7: Otto von Bismarck had declared Germany to be "satured" (meaning no more claims of land). Upon ascending the throne, Wilhelm quickly dismissed Bismarck, entered the race for colonies, and pulled out of treaties that maintained relative stability in Europe. The rest is well-known.
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Level 85
Apr 17, 2020
Wikipedia makes it sound like Bismarck was sacked because Wilhelm and he disagreed about the treatment of striking mine workers, not about expansionism: "When his arguments could not convince Wilhelm, Bismarck became excited and agitated until uncharacteristically blurting out his motive to see the bill fail: to have the socialists agitate until a violent clash occurred that could be used as a pretext to crush them. Wilhelm countered that he was not willing to open his reign with a bloody campaign against his own subjects."
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Level 78
Apr 17, 2020
I make it sound as if Bismarck was sacked for anti-expansionism, but that was not my intention. Sorry.
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Level 70
Apr 17, 2020
Wilhelm never said this, it was Bernhard von Bülow in a parliament debatte in 1897. And the full sentence goes: "we do not want to put anybody in the shades, but we demand our place at the sun". Such sentence were phrased probably everyday in every european capital for centuries. It is thus quite odd that this particular sentence is still well-known.
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Level 70
Apr 17, 2020
By the way, it was not Wilhelm you ordered to gather colonies but German private enterpreneurs who "blackmailed" Bismarck to protect their private possessions in Africa by declaring them to German protectorates.
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Level 70
Apr 17, 2020
And finally, Wilhelm did not "pulled out" the Reinsurance Treaty with Russia. The treaty just expired in 1890 and the German government was not interested in an extension of this treaty as it was considered to be unfair and thus never planned to have a long lifetime.
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Level 70
Apr 17, 2020
And from all what we know, Wilhelm II was not the smartest monarch in history. And neither a particular powerful. In fact almost none of the Wilhelm II bashing is backed by historic records but rather by war propaganda which is for whatever reason still repeated.
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Level 78
Apr 18, 2020
Well, let's consider this an embarrassing chapter in my comment history. Thanks for your refutation.
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Level 78
Apr 16, 2020
#8: The comedian possibly faced jailtime as "slander against foreign heads of state" was a crime under German law. However, he was found not guilty. He had insulted Erdogan as someone who conducts fornication with goats.
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Level 78
Apr 16, 2020
#10: "Walk to Canossa" has become synonymous with a humiliating act in the German language. Pope and emperor were fighting over the privilege to nominate bishops, which was a huge thing in 1077 and a turning point in Medieval history.
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Level 78
Apr 16, 2020
#5 (sorry for posting out of order): The the politburo spokesman's confusion, trying to decypher the text that was handed to him shortly before, is almost touching.
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Level 85
Apr 16, 2020
Is it correct to call Kemmerich the AfD's man? He's a member of the FDP. It's true that the AfD threw their support behind him on the 3rd ballot, but don't parliamentarian coalitions often produce strange bedfellows?
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Level 78
Apr 17, 2020
It is correct that he only came to power thanks to their votes. I too was a bit puzzled at how severe the situation was made out to be. But it can't be denied that there was a crisis and the whole procedure caused embarrassment.
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Level 88
Apr 17, 2020
Interesting quiz. Thanks for the explanations, I was not familiar with a number of these topics.
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Level 78
Apr 18, 2020
Glad you liked it! :)
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Level 78
Apr 18, 2020
Changed the clue for #7 thanks to TheLastFish. Background of the new clue: The speech took place amid the Boxer Rebellion, which saw the Chinese rise up against foreign imperialism. Here's an excerpt: "No quarter will be given! Prisoners will not be made! Just as the Huns made their name a thousand years ago under King Attila, [...] may the name German in China be acknowledged for a thousand years, in a way that no Chinese ever dares again to frown at a German!"
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Level 85
Apr 21, 2020
Spelling: I think Merkel's phone was tapped, not taped!
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Level 78
Apr 24, 2020
Corrected, thanks.
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Level 56
May 30, 2020
I really enjoyed this - thanks. Could I suggest you put "written note" or "message" or something into the clue about the Wall? I know I'm an idiot but I was thinking of a musical note. The clue is quite cryptically written (which is good of course).
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Level 78
May 31, 2020
Thanks for your comment. I replaced "note" with "memo", hope that's clearer.