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Character
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"And a point will be taken from Gryffindor house for your cheek, Potter."
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Severus Snape
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"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends."
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Albus Dumbledore
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"If you're not in Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you, but no pressure."
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Ron Weasley
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"What if I'm in Slytherin?"
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Albus Potter
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"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
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Hermione Granger
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"If you made a better rat than a human, that's not much to boast about."
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Sirius Black
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"Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."
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Harry Potter
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"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."
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George Weasley
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"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this."
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Fred Weasley
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"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards."
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Draco Malfoy
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"Ruddy stargazers."
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Rubeus Hagrid
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"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am."
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Luna Lovegood
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"This cat wasn't hit over the head with a broomstick."
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Minerva McGonagall
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"S'up Figgy?"
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Mundungus Fletcher
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"...it's not enough for Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore."
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Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington
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"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
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Molly Weasley
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"Funny way to get wizards' to school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?"
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Vernon Dursley
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"Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!"
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Madame Rosmerta
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"He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."
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Remus Lupin
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"I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid."
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Lily Potter
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"I'll join you when hell freezes over."
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Neville Longbottom
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