Pro Wrestling Promo Quotes #1

"Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins - be true to yourself and true to your country"

"It's so hard for me to sit back here, in this studio

"Hard times are when a man has worked at a job for thirty years, thirty years, and they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say “hey a computer took your place, daddy”, that’s hard times!"

"The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16…_____ 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"

"So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice."

"The cream will rise to the top, ooooo yeah"

"John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest."

"You know who I am....but you dont know...why Im here"

"You can take that camera...shine it up real nice...turn that sumbitch sideways AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"

" Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Hulk Hogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Hulk Hogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Hulk Hogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HULK HOGAN!"

"I will deliver the most famous three letters in all of Sports Entertainment. R...K...O..."

"The only reason you were WWE champion for a year is because Triple H didnt want to work Tuesdays"

"Well, why don't you quit!? Why don't you quit and go to the bingo halls with your Indie friends, Daniel?!

"Who's your daddy, Montreal?"

"Im the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"