Pro Wrestling Promo Quotes #3

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, D-Generation X, proudly brings to you, the WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOORLD, the _____ _____, the bad-ass Billy Gunn, the NEW. AGE. OUTLAWS!!"

"Straight Edge means I'm drug free, alcohol free, and better than you"

"Im gonna tell you all, with a tear in my eye, this is the greatest moment in my life"

“No WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man’s heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper and something larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized by the storytellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever.”

"The next time when we get in this ring, if you thought like I looked like a bloody mess at WrestleMania 13, I will swear on my life you will look 10 times worse than that. And hear this. One of these days I'm gonna look down at your grave. And it's gonna say 'Here lies Bret "The Hitman" Hart, the biggest piece of crap that ever walked the face of the Earth. And the reason he's laying here is because _______ whipped his pink-and-black ass!"

"Can you dig it? Sucka!"

"The only door you ever knocked down was the door to John Cena's bedroom"

"Its me Austin!! It was me all along Austin!"

"And then you got a bunch of guys in the locker room last night coming up to me saying, 'hey ___, I could have been the one to break the streak; I could have beaten the Undertaker.' So why didn't you? Randy Orton didn't break the streak; Shawn Michaels didn't break the streak; Triple H didn't break the streak. Know why? They're all wannabes. Brock Lesnar is the one. Because Brock Lesnar is the one in 21-1."

"Somebody had taken the time and the effort and the thought to make a sign that said "Cane Dewey." And I saw other people around, as every moment in my life stopped and focused in on that sign, and the pain that shot through my body became a distant memory, replaced by the pain which will be embedded into my skull to my dying day! "Cane Dewey. CANE DEWEY."

"Last week when they stuffed me in that ambulance and I looked across and I saw Flair, Sting, Woman, Bagwell and myself, I realized that we were people brought together not by philosophy, but by necessity. And I started to think, new world order, new world order, where have I heard that? And I remembered in the Good Book it says, 'When the new world order is put into place it signals the beginning of the end of time.' Well, WCW is our world, it's where we live and breathe. And if you want to destroy it, Hogan and The Outsiders, you've already made a mistake that jumps off the page. If you're gonna take a baseball bat to a Horseman, finish the job."

“Its about the 14 years it took me to go from undesirable to UN-GODDAMN-DENIABLE!”

“He came out here: the same music, the same entrance, the same run to the ring, the same outfit, the same promo, the same insults. If I wanted that all I had to do was search online for 2005 John Cena same thing over and over and over. It’s like missionary position every single night,”

“And how appropriate, that the money you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice.”

"I earned this championship, and no matter how many red carpets you guys want to walk in your $4,000 ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylors."