Statistics for Government Systems Cow Metaphors

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you a glass of milk	Socialism	78%
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull	Capitalism	74%
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk	Feudalism	72%
You have two cows. The government takes both and kills you	Dictatorship	70%
You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk	Representative Democracy	70%
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. By the time, you get to the front of the line, it has gone sour	Communism	67%
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows	Anarchy	61%
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you	Militarianism	57%
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk	Pure Democracy	57%
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking them, killing them, or infringing on their land	Environmentalism	52%
You have two cows. First the government regulates when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it shoots one and makes you fill out forms for the missing milk	Bureaucracy	50%
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk	Fascism	48%