Funniest, Weirdest, & Dumbest People Names

1. Sam Sung

Lol. This one isn't that bad. I can see how one could be named this, but funny coincidence. Maybe the parents named this guy Sam Sung because he has a secret supply of Samsung phones that no one knows about. Well, not anymore...

I'd love to go into these parents' brains though.

2. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

Okay, so...I didn't know you could just take random letters, put them together, and put them on a birth certificate. But apparently, you can.

And somehow, that gets you to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. I was gonna give up writing that name after the first letter.

And I swear, this is a real name. All of these are.

3. Chris P. Bacon

This one is just unlucky. I know a guy who's last name is Bacon, but his first name is Tyler. But when your first name is Chris, and when you add the P, it's just ughh.

Either the parents did that on purpose to make the child have a miserable life, or the family actually had a middle name that starts with P.

But imagine you being called Chris P. Bacon.

4. Abcde

This one is just dumb. I think the baby would have the full ability to learn the alphabet. But no. The parents were so dumbfounded about a baby learning the alphabet that the parent named the baby the alphabet.

And I had no idea that could have been a mere possibility..

5. Mr. Weiner

My Spanish teacher's name is Senor Weiner, but this isn't about you, I swear. It's about the other Mr. Weiner who appears to be an American politician.

6. P. Ennis

I'm sorry...this one was just too laughable. I wanna feel bad for them,,,but I can't help but laugh first..I know that's rude...I'm sorry..

I also wanna have a serious talk with the parents. Funny names are one thing, these types of names are just something else.

I swear, the next name will be like Boomer and I'll have to write about that.

7. Boomer

And I was right.

But imagine being called Boomer, I just can't.

8. Hitler Mussolini

This is just dumb. Whoever did this has to be crueler than like Voldemort and Darth Vader (I don't even know if he's cruel). I bet this person isn't even that bad of a person....

This person's parents had to be a very interesting type.

9. Cooking With Poo 

Seems like Poo is a chef. Or if I'm mistaken, the actual first name is Cooking With Poo.

Either way, that's quite a name for a chef.

Just imagine being like "Yo, help me make oysters and clams (I'm making this up, I wouldn't know how to make oysters and clams) Cooking With Poo."

10. Dr. Fartz 

I asked someone their opinion on this. Their first reaction?

"No way."

I'm like, "Yes way."

Hearing this name makes me want to to eat a 5 pound burrito, I swear. The more we get into these names, the more wack they get. I like wack 😏 .

11. Lord Brain

This guy's name is on a book. But like your first name being Lord and your last name being Brain makes me and basically everyone else think this guy is at 5 gazillion iq.

But what if it's all a trick? 👀👀👀👀👀  Oh god, that looks cursed.

"Here."

12. General Arse Biscuit

Now I know the chef's name was Poo. But Arse Biscuit...

Like...just....that just gives me the chills for some reason.

Like combining an arse and a biscuit...

13. Dr. Pornsack

Here comes the guy who loves porn. Watch out 👀 .

14. Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb1116 

Yes, you heard that right. And yes, it's a real name. But apparently, this name is pronounced Albin.

You can thank Swedish ancestry for that. Thanks tons Swedish ancestry.

15. Moon Unit

Good news everyone! You can now be sold to the moon! Just be called this name by like everyone and you're in luck!

Each package is sold separately at $76.99.

Or just give me the $76.99 and you go broke.

16. Covid

I just wanna slap myself right now. I just...sigh.

What has happened to our world?

We used to have normal names like Steve and Bob (It's always Steve and Bob). Now we have Dr. Pornsack and Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb1116 (which is still pronounced Albin) and now Covid.

Imagine being called a virus....

17. Pilot Inspektor

That spelling.....that's exactly how a baby would spell it.

Literally, if the first name is Pilot (proper nouns are always capitalized)...and the last name is Inspektor (with that spelling), a baby would not be the first thing coming to my mind.

18. Nutella

This one isn't bad....I think.

Imagine not liking chocolate...

Well dark chocolate is disgusting, I'm fine with any other.

But Nutella is actually quite a cute name.

19. Robocop

"Hi. I'm Robocop. My job is to tell you what to do (this is a 2 year old btw). Buy me Peppa Pig."

I'd love to buy you Peppa Pig sonny, but I don't think she wants to be bought. (Wait. Peppa is a she, right? 💀 )

20. Phelony

Eek. Just, eek. I can't. I'm sorry. I don't know what to say..