Jetpunk Survivor #15

As you may know, our eight merged contestants responded to five prompts in exactly nine words. In this blog, I will be presenting these responses for you to vote on them.

Here are the voting rules:

1. This is the most important one:

Any of the final eight Jetpunk CONTESTANTS (those who submitted responses) must vote in PRIVATE CHAT. If you do not vote privately, you risk disqualification.

If you did not submit a response, you can vote in the comment section below.

2. Vote on as many prompts as you want, but you do not have to vote on every prompt.

3. For every prompt that you do choose to vote on, you must rank each response from BEST to WORST. Best is listed first on the left, and worst is listed last on the right.

Here is an example:

0. AGHEBDFC

4. Vote by March 8.

5. No alt accounts or any other forms of cheating. This is a friendly Jetpunk series; I don't see any reason why someone would have to go through the trouble of using alt accounts to win.

6. You can only vote once per prompt.

A. Obliterate the United States and everyone that lives there.

B. Make the flag spherical! Eat your heart out, Nepal.

C. Broadcast the United States Viewer Voting on national television.

D. I'd replace the Oval Office carpet with trampoline springs.

E. Deploy a midget army to colonize the whole world.

F. Resign immediately; presidencies are too big of a responsibility.

G. I will... Yeah.... will eat chocolate chip ice cream

H. Gerrymander the entire country, then boom! I president forever!

NOTE: Just because someone wrote response A in prompt #1, that does not necessarily mean that they have response A for the other prompts.

A. An amazing quiz website where people learn and socialize.

B. JetPunk: Where trivia buffs frolic, compete, and conquer quizzes!

C. Kingdom of geonerds that quietly being conquered by French.

D. Jetpunk is a pool of knowledge; just dive in!

E. Quizzy quizzers quizzing quizable quizzers with quizably questionable questions.

F. A cesspool of nerds and nobodies with useless stored knowledge.

G. A place for quizzes and reading Kalbahamut's unhinged rants.

H. Made by Dan Hostetler, a man who hates Belgium.

A. I guess I'll just click my heels and rematch.

B. I had a good urn. Cool that we tied.

C. You may be corn state, but I got creamed!

D. For us, Russians, Kansas means only Dorothy. Therefore, "OZ! "

E. At least I have a city named after me.

F. I am Kansas, and I have lost to Iowa.

G. Damn it, I would love Topeka at your playbook.

H. At least me and Missouri won the Super Bowl.

A. Relax in my strong, underground bunker. Take that, blizzard!

B. By showin' how funky and strong is my fight.

C. I am Canadian. I was assigned snowproof at birth.

D. Being a liar will set my pants on fire.

E. Do not forget to take two pairs of valenkis.

F.  I will beat the weather with a baseball bat.

G. Bring five umbrellas to every place that I go.

H.  I'll challenge the sun to a game of hide-and-seek

A. Ohio captured arKANSAS. Buy one, get one for free!

B. Certainly New Jersey! As a true fan of Cleveland. ..

C. Delaware, as the small and clumsy state he is.

D. Ohio captured Maine because it wanted a lobster for lunch!

E. Iowa. Ohio always loved a juicy, yellow corn cob.

F. Ohio couldn't even capture Toledo, much less a state!

G. Ohio captured Missouri; Missouri loves company, as they say.

H. Ohio captured Pennsylvania because it was the closest. Yeah.

Once I have all the votes, the average rank of each response will be taken.

1st = 8 points

2nd = 7 points

3rd - 6, 4th - 5, 5th - 4, 6th - 3, 7th - 2, 8th - 1.