I use Pacific Standard Time. (GMT -8) Any of you living in Hawaii, sorry the RUB page gets filled too early...

Stay tuned for the new puzzle!

Chapter 3- Naval Hegemony, or Powerful Empire? The British are Back! With Some Friends!

Narrator: It was a peaceful day in Asia and Oceania. No wars, everyone was at peace, even North Korea was just relaxing. But, the driving force behind colonization has returned to colonize Asia, will not have any mercy, and brought some friends with them! Let us begin with a quick glance of Europe.

UK: France, do you miss the good old days when we used to have powerful empires?

France: Yeah, I miss those days...

UK: We should make an alliance and take back our colonies!

France: Then we will be powerful again!

Belgium, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Germany: We want to join too!

UK/France: Sure, why not! We should call it Alliance of Colonization!

Current Alliances (known so far):

Alliance of Colonization

Borneo Alliance

Narrator: Let us now see what Asia and Oceania have been doing.

The Middle East is currently drilling oil.

Central Asia is having a meeting on how to gain sea access.

The Caucasus Countries are talking to Russia.

South Asia is celebrating a holiday.

East Asia is relaxing, reading or playing games.

Indonesia and Myanmar are asleep.

Laos and Vietnam are chatting.

Cambodia and Thailand are swimming.

Philippines and Singapore are playing a game.

Brunei, East Timor and Malaysia are throwing a party.

Oceania is also relaxing.

Australia and New Zealand are building vehicles that can push the two countries towards each other.

Fiji is watching Hulu for some reason.

The Maldives are facing attack from the Colonization Alliance-

All: COLONIZATION? OH SH-

UK: Hi all!

France: We are here to do some colonizing!

Germany: No need to push back!

Belgium: As you can see here,

Netherlands: We are just trying to

Italy: Get colonies again,

Spain: And be the powerful empires

Portugal: We once were!

All: We will not surrender!

Me in 2060: And that my child, is how WW3 started.

Child: And what happened next Dad?

Me: Well...

UK: Come on Maldives! Surrender quickly or lose more people!

BOOM!

Maldives: No! Not Male, the capital!

France: Give up yet?

Maldives: Fine! I give up!

Maldives is no longer a country, but a French and British colony. Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Netherlands and Belgium are given the money left by the Maldivian government in their hidden Male safe.

Sri Lanka: Oh sh-

Sri Lanka has been bombed.

Sri Lanka: Help!

India, Pakistan: Okay!

War has started:

Colonization Alliance vs. India/Pakistan/Sri Lanka

After 1 year...

France: We are losing! We should amp up our strength.

Germany: Uh, France...

France: Yes?

Germany pulls out a phone.

France: Oh sh-

Phone: Tactical nuke incoming. Please get to the nearest underground bunker.

UK: Oh god...

Belgium: REEEEEEEE

Netherlands: Calm down Belgium!

Spain: Come on, run! What are you waiting for?

China: hehe boi

Spain: Who may have sent this nuke?

Russia: I will help the Asians and Oceanians, sorry my European neighbors.

Spain/UK: Okay, Russia, we don't care- WAIT, WHAT? Don't you want to be powerful again?

Russia: I'm already the largest country.

US: I will help the Asians and Oceanians too, I'm already too powerful.

UK: Well, we'll still beat you! You'll see! You'll se-

BOOM!

UK, Spain and Netherlands were not in the bunker.

UK: Ow.

Spain: All armies in Asia, retreat back to Spain!

Netherlands: We'll go somewhere with no nukes.

UK: France, Germany, Belgium and Portugal, can you defend the area?

France/Germany: Sure!

Belgium/Portugal: We'll defend the outside!

UK: Thanks! Our armies... Will... Recover... HUEGHHHHH

France: Ewwwww

UK: The nuke... Hurt... A lot... HUEGHHHHH

Netherlands has declared war on Indonesia.

Netherlands: New Dutch East Indies, here I come!

Indonesia: Malaysia, help!

Malaysia: You got lucky Tibet. Coming, Indonesia!

After 3 days of fighting...

BOOM!!!

Indonesia: No! Medan!

Netherlands: We have nukes now! We prepared nukes during 2025 and they work! hehehehe

Indonesia: Well, I guess Nuclear Proliferation Treaty is dead.

2ND BOOM!!!

Indonesia: No!!! Palembang!!!

Jakarta has now sunk underwater.

Indonesia: Fine, Netherlands, you can have Java and Sumatra.

Netherlands: Yes!

3C: 7

Belgium: Come here Oman!

Oman: Yemen! Help!

Yemen: Ok-

Spain: Yemen is mine! Our armies got better and recovered!

Yemen: Sorry Oman!

Oman: It's okay!

Yemen was defeated by Spain. Yemen is now a Spanish colony.

Oman has repelled the first Belgian invasion.

Oman: That worked? Wow!

Belgium: Next time Oman, next time...

Thailand: Indonesia, Philippines, Malaysia and Vietnam, I need to talk to you!

Indonesia/Philippines/Malaysia/Vietnam: What is it Thailand?

Thailand: Come here!

After some talking...

Southeast Asian Republic (S.E.A.R): That's much better!

Spain/ France: WHAT

Germany/UK/Belgium: THE

Netherlands/Portugal: HECK

S.E.A.R: Have a problem?

All: No...

Germany: Next time on Alternate Future of Asia and Oceania in Text...

Narrator: Thank you Germany. Spain will attack more. However, S.E.A.R has plans! What are their plans? Will they repel the colonists once and for all? Will the colonists succeed? Or will one colonizing country triumph over them all? Find out next time on Alternate Future of Asia and Oceania in Text, Chapter 4! Will be written by SirFilipinoKirby. (Me and SirPhilippines)

Geography Stumper!

Hello again fellow JetPunkers!

It's me, GeoSmartKirbyXD, and this is not a YouTube video!

And here's this week's Geography Stumper!

Question 1:

It's a little different now! A random thing relating to a place will be presented, and you have to guess which place I'm talking about.

For example:

Dschinghis Khan, 1979: Moscow (actual name Moskau)

Real question:

Sweet Home _______

Can you guess it?

Question 2:

• United States state, Canadian PROVINCE
• Pacific Standard Time (my time zone!)
• North of 45th Parallel
• City in one of those states or provinces
• In Oregon

Can you guess it?

Question 3:

1st Criteria: United!

2nd Criteria: Eurasia

Choice A-United Kingdom

Choice B-United Arab Emirates

Choice C-United States

Can you guess it?

Question 4:

Java

Sunk earlier in the story

Capital

Were you paying attention? Do you know the answer?

Winners!!!

Question 1

• ProximaCentauri!

Congratulations!

Question 2

• SirPhilippines!

Congratulations!

Question 3

• MG17!

Congratulations!

Question 4

• NiobiumVoid!

Congratulations!

Thank you for reading, stay tuned for SirFilipinoKirby's blogs and remember, it's KirbyXD.

Important PS

This time, I will do something special!

The winners of the Geography Stumper will each receive a prize (relating to JetPunk) for each question correct!

Question 1-Collaboration on a quiz. (ProximaCentauri won this question.)

Question 2-COLLAB ACCOUNT, YEY! (Stay tuned for my next blog.)

Question 3-Feature on my next blog. (MG17 won this question.)

Question 4-Promotion of one of your quizzes on my next blog. (NiobiumVoid won this question.)

Email me at oofydoodoo@gmail.com and reach out to me to claim your prize!

Send the email.

It's just a harmless e-mail.

Why would you write a letter?

If you win! (Answers will no longer be taken after Monday, March 1, 5:00 pm, PST.)

Comment me or email me to claim your prize, and your prize will be in by Tuesday, March 2, 10:00 am, PST.

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Anyways, this is GeoSmartKirbyXD, signing off, and don't forget, it's KirbyXD, not SmartKirby.

Bye!