The Three Little Pigs: Minecraft Edition

Minecraft has all kinds of mobs, and a good amount of them are pigkind, or at least half pig.  In this blog we’ll be seeing how the Big Bad Wolf from the Three Little Pigs fares against normal Minecraft pigs, Piglins, Zombified Piglins, Piglin Brutes, Hoglins, and Zoglins.  Enjoy!

I would recommend if not familiar with Minecraft not reading this blog.  If, however, you do still want to read this, I would recommend referencing these blogs.

https://www.jetpunk.com/users/miecraftman/blog/a-basic-summery-of-every-minecraft-mob

https://www.jetpunk.com/users/miecraftman/blog/minecraft-structures-and-their-locations

https://www.jetpunk.com/users/miecraftman/blog/ranking-the-minecraft-nether-biomes-worst-to-best

https://www.jetpunk.com/users/iluvbread123/blog/how-to-not-be-horrible-at-minecraft

If these links do not work for some reason, just go into the blog.  I tried making these into hyperlinks but for some reason it didn’t work.  I see those links as blue, so I just decided to leave it.

One day, three little pigs spawned into a Minecraft world.  They looked around them, and saw they were in a forest biome.  The first pig, Wilbur, instantly started mining birch wood.  He turned them into sticks then went out and traded them with a fletcher and found a good plot of land and started to build his stick house.  He got it done in no time, since sticks are not that rare nor hard to build with.

The second pig, Technopork, was pretty pissed of that his brothers stick house was first to be built in this version of Three Little Pigs, so he got to work quickly.  He started growing some wheat, then after some long grueling days of waiting, had enough hay bales to build a straw house.  He proudly stood in front of his delicious amazing straw house, the first ever to be built in his Minecraft world.

The third pig, Steve, decided for a more sturdy, practical build then his brothers, and set out to find a village.  He eventually found one in a bordering taiga and set to work trading for bricks.  After several days and nights, he finally had enough.  He started building his brick house at the border between the forest his brothers built in and the taiga the village was in.  He finished his house and sat down for a cup of tea.

Unfortunately, a wolf spawned into the forest, and was hungry.  Normally he would go for a sheep or a skeleton, but there were none to be found.  He noticed some floating trees DON’T LEAVE TREES FLOATING and followed the destruction to a straw house.  He saw a pig enter the house, and the wolf’s stomach growled.  He walked over to the door and said: “Little pig, little pig, let me in.”  Technopork, being the unconventional sort of pig, though that the wolf was a hungry traveler looking for some bread.  He mined a block of his house, turned it into wheat, crafted bread, and opened the door.  The wolf pounced, and Technopork was never heard of again.

Wilbur was bored of waiting around in his house for excitement, so he decided to take a walk over to Technopork’s house of straw.  When he got there, he only saw some pork on the floor.  Well, that isn’t the excitement I was looking for he though to himself.  He started to walk back to his stick house, but saw some white in the forest.  The next thing he knew, a wolf was pouncing.  Wilbur’s screams soon went silent.

Steve didn’t want to lead a life of excitement, so he sat down on his couch while drinking tea and eating apples.  However, when he saw a wolf out the window, he knew something had to be done.  The wolf walked around the house and came to Steve’s iron door.  The wolf sadly was a clever canine and crafted a pressure plate.  His walked right into Steve’s house with a hungry smile on his face.  Steve had a backup escape for these sorts of things, and ran out of his house into a nearby lava pit.  The wolf knew that Steve was more clever than that, so the wolf jumped into the lava after him.  As you may have guessed, it was one of those trapdoor into water tricks, and Steve was not roasty toasty.  He knew the wolf would come after him, so he blocked off the water.  The wolf landed on his block and burned to death.  Steve lived happily ever after.

Once upon a time three rich Piglins lived in a Nether Wasteland.  They had gotten rich from bartering, but alas did not have a gold house of any sort.  The first Piglin, George, lived in a basic house made of Crimson Hyphae.  The second, Fred, lived in a house out of blackstone.  The third, Rufus, was an explorer and had made his house out of Nether Brick.  He was not that smart though, and went through the grueling process of finding a fortress instead of just smelting Netherrack.

One day, the third Piglin convinced his brothers to go explore the Nether with him.  They journeyed and journeyed and eventually found a Ruined Portal with a Bastion Remnant in the distance.  They activated the portal, but decided the Overworld was to dangerous for them and instead went to visit their relatives in the Bastion.

A wolf was talking a walk in the Overworld when a mysterious purple portal appeared in front of him.  He went through it and discovered himself in a world of fire.  The wolf knew this place from tales told in his forest.  In the distance, he saw three houses made of out a reddish block, a black stone, and a red brick.  In front of him he saw a looming tower made out of the same black stone.  Pig-men were walking inside of it.  The wolf saw food in those pig-men, but decided to explore the houses first.  He made his way over to the houses.  Inside, he found a lot of gold.  His friends in the forest said that there was mobs in the Nether gold Piglins who liked gold.  He decided that those pig-men were Piglins.  He began to walk out of the house, but saw three Piglins coming toward the houses.  Two had gold swords and the third had a crossbow.  The wolf saw them and his belly growled.  He decided to hide behind the houses.

Soon, the Piglins had made there way back to the houses.  “Well, that was fun,” said Rufus.  “Oh, come on.  The brutes were so boring,” said Fred.  George nodded.  Suddenly, a white creature jumped out from behind the houses and pounced on George.  “Aaaaah,” screamed George.  He hit the wolf with his sword.  Sadly, the wolf soon killed George.  Shortly after, the wolf had knocked Fred of a cliff into lava.  It came with a price, though.  After killing Fred, the wolf was on the cliff edge, and was an easy target for Rufus’s crossbow.  Rufus fired, knocking the wolf off into the lava.  “Phew,” said Rufus.  He then went over to George’s death spot and stole all his gold.

One day in the Overworld a portal appeared.  Three adventurous Piglins came through the portal.  They looked around, and set off into a nearby taiga.  Soon they started to shake.  They tried to get back to their portal, but couldn’t find it.  Quickly, all three Piglins were transformed into Zombified Piglins.  The three baffled Zombified Piglins didn’t know what to do, but they knew they needed a shelter.  The Zombified Piglins all set of to build a shelter.  The first Zombified Piglin, Joe, found some wood and built a basic wooden house.  The second, Ezekiel got some sticks, and traded them with a fletcher. After a little bit of trading, he had enough emeralds for an emerald house.  The third, Danny, went mining and built an underground bunker.

A wolf walking by saw the Zombified Piglins building their houses, and despite how unappetizing they looked, he was hungry and desperate.  When the wolf noticed that one Zombified Piglin was alone, he took his chance and attacks.  The lone Zombified Piglin was no match for the wolf, but when you hit a Zombified Piglin all Zombified Piglins in the area are alerted and will come to attack you.  The wolf did not know this, and was surprised when the two other Zombified Piglins instantly appeared and started hitting the wolf.  The wolf was weak, and ran away.  The wolf was never heard of again from anyone who lived in the taiga.  Ezekiel and Danny, the remaining Zombified Piglins, eventually found their way back to their portal and returned to the Nether.

There were three Piglin Brutes that lived in a Bastion, deep in the Nether.  They did not receive many visitors, and it was only them and five other Piglins that lived in the Bastion.  Over the years, the Piglins fell in lava, perished to fire, or were killed by Hoglins.  The last Piglin, Rufus, was a good friend to the brutes and so when a Hoglin killed him, the three brutes set out to kill the Hoglin.  They found the Hoglin, spoiling over Rufus’s riches.  They charged at the Hoglin.  The Hoglin hit the first Brute, and it flew into the air.  It attacked again, but this time didn’t survive.  The other two Brutes killed the Hoglin and started dancing.

Sorry this story was shorter, I didn’t really want every baddie to be a wolf, because it’s just to repetitive having Nether mobs going into the Overworld.

One day, three Hoglins living in a Crimson Forest were interrupted in their morning stroll by a strider. Unlike other striders, this strider was hostile towards the Hoglins.  “Watcha doing, yah big porkchop?” Said the Strider.  The Hoglins shot a dirty look at the rude strider.  They returned to their quartz house.  The next day on their stroll they saw the strider again and it made another rude comment.  They didn’t like the strider’s rudeness, so they hit it.  The strider backed up into the lava.  The first Hoglin tried to hit the strider again, but instead fell into the lava and burned.  The other returned to their house and plotted revenge.  The next day, they stealthily made their way to were the strider was and attacked, blocking off the lava.  They killed the strider in no time.

Again, this was a short one.  Really sorry!

When three Hoglins went into the Overworld through a portal they found, they were surprised at their surroundings.  They found themselves in a giant house with men everywhere.  The people looked tasty.  The first Hoglin, now a Zoglin, went up to the man and hit it.  He pulled out an axe and quickly killed the Zoglin.  The other two Zoglins were amazed at the man’s power, and both attacked it at once. They killed it, but were then weak.  Two more men came around the corner.  The Zoglins retreated back through their portal.

However, the Zoglins were planning.  They made a trail of lava back to the portal and the lava flowed through.  (Note that this wouldn’t be possible in real Minecraft).  The lava burned the big house (which you may have guessed is a Woodland Mansion), and the Zoglins cheered as smoke came back through the portal.

I’m sorry the last stories were shorter and didn’t feature three houses and a wolf, but to avoid repetition I had to get creative.  Again, sorry.