It is misleading to say it is an official language of the Netherlands because that implies it is official across the country.
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
Louis XIV was made
God of France
"Now I'm floating like a butterfly
Stinging like a bee I earned my stripes"