Statistics for Sword Art Online Abridged

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#QuestionAnswer% Correct
1What is Klein's Username?BallsDeep69
88%
3Kirito and Klein first realise something is wrong when they can't what?Log Out
60%
17Who does Kirito team up with?Asuna
59%
4Name either of the 2 movies Kayaba uses as examples in his speechTron or Scanners
52%
15What is the first boss called?Illfang
51%
36Kirito has recurring bad dreams about who's death?Sachi
51%
11When the narrator says 2000 people have died inbetween Ep1 and 2, what letter do all the casualties shown on screen begin withK
49%
6Kayaba speaks to a player who is with his family, what is his name?Steven
48%
5What RPG is never played, according to Kayaba?EverQuest
47%
61Asuna is the only living friend of a master blacksmith, what is their name?Lisbeth
47%
29Klein's guild all think the phrase 'My name is Klein' is how he says what?Hello
46%
28To save time, Sachi sets the NPCs to what?Auto-Loot
45%
65And they fight a level 99 Elite what?Dragon
45%
57Kirito rides in on which animal?Horse
45%
54Members of which Serial Killer Guild attack Schmidt at Griselda's Grave?Laughing Coffin
45%
44Name either thing Kirito draws on Asuna's face while she is sleeping?Whiskers or Eye Patch
45%
59Who actually killed Griselda?Grimlock
44%
14Name any of the 3 nicknames Tiffany says he is known byMountain Slayer or Thunder Lion or Chocolate Axe
44%
53Kirito needs a moment to grieve after Asuna accidentally destroys his what?Sandwich
44%
33We learn that Silica ate crayons when she was 4, what colour was her favorite?Purple
42%
35Kirito first shows signs of rage when who suggests that Kirito is on Silica's level?Rosalia
41%
75Who makes an unintentional innuendo before making dinner?Asuna
40%
51Asuna tells Kirito that he will never be who?Batman
40%
60What is Grimlock's relationship with Griselda?Husband
40%
8What is the next line "You're not a girl... You're not 17." ?I'm okay with this
40%
41At the beginning of Ep 5 Asuna and the Knights of the Blood Oath are preparing to take down who?Sheeptaur
40%
47Which character dislikes Asuna, to the point of openly ignoring her when she talks to this person?Tiffany
40%
10Kirito runs away when Klein calls him what?An Asshole
39%
27Keita says Floor 27 is the most awful, horrific thing you can imagine, multiplied by what?Cancer
39%
42Kirito kills who in revenge for SachiGary
39%
90Kirito yells "Suck it Rosalia." after he and Asuna what?Have Sex
38%
85Who is revealed to be SAO's best player?Heathcliff
38%
77Who breaks into Asuna's House?Kuradeel
38%
31What is Silica's pet called?Pina
38%
21What is the name of the character who serves as Ep 3's narrator?Sir Jack Dapper
38%
49Whose murder led to the disslution of Yolko's guild?Griselda
36%
30Sir Jack Dapper correctly points out that St Nicholas is the patron saint of what?Prostitutes
36%
23What Guild is Kirito unknowingly persuaded into joining?The Moonlit Black Cats
36%
45Kirito says he's not responsible for who, as he's an idiot?Stoned Kirito
35%
46What does Kirito call Yolko?Yoga Pants
34%
32First used to effect in Ep 4, which 2 words are, unintentionally, used to guilt trip Kirito into asking Silica whats wrong?Your Fault
34%
86The fight between Kirito and Heathcliff lasts how many seconds?4
33%
19Squad F is chastised by Diabel for playing what?Bejeweled
33%
13Which player claims Beta Testers are the reason they are all stuck in SAO, with no proof?Kibao
33%
39According to Kirito, which rows are the Splash Zone?The First Three
33%
7What is the name of Steven's relative whose birthday it is?Timmy
32%
2Kirito kills a Boar by throwing what?A Rock
31%
48Tiffany refers to "Handing the black man a murder weapon" as what?A tale as old as time
31%
22What kind of alcohol does Jack Dapper drink while reading his book?Bourbon
31%
38Which guild does Rosalia lead, that Kirito has never heard of before?Titans Hand
31%
94Kirito realises Asuna agrees the marriage was a bad idea when she tells who that she and Kirito are their parents?Yui
31%
40What level is Kirito at as of Ep 4?78
29%
72When Asuna reveals she's mastered cooking, Kirito replies saying what marches on?Feminism
29%
62Lisbeth says that Asuna's what is also theirs?Sex Life
29%
12What is the Narrators name for Kirito?The Kid
29%
95While Asuna and Kirito are visiting the Orphanage on Floor 1, which member of the ALF arrives looking for them?Yulier
29%
26Which visual mode apparently hurts the users eyes?Detective Mode
27%
82What is the name of the cat who is on the Council for the Knights of the Blood Oath?Don Fluffles
27%
89Kirito calls Kuradeel Laughing Coffin's what?Fanboy
27%
70What is carved in the sign of Lisbeth's shop at the end of the episode?You were warned.
26%
91Kirito 1, internally, says that Dating Sims go to what after sex?Credits
25%
68Asuna is revealed to be a what, when she finds out that Lisbeth is romantically interested in Kirito?Yandere
25%
24Which religious figure does Kirito cry out to when Sachi first lags?Buddha
22%
87What does Asuna refer to Sachi as?A Dumb Bitch
21%
55Johnny Black threatened to turn Schmidt into what?A Meat Toboggan
21%
78What kind of music plays when Kuradeel and Kirito are about to begin their duel?Circus Music
20%
9What does Kayaba address the players as when their real faces are revealed?Fairly attractive 20-somethings
20%
64Kirito and Lisbeth travel to which floor looking for an ultra-rare metal?Floor 55
19%
99Kirito claims that the power of love is bullshit, saying tha tthe power of what and what is where the money is?Swords and Violence
19%
34What is the name of the dungeon on Floor 47?The Hill of Memories
18%
43When Asuna describes the fight with Sheeptaur, Kirito compares him to what?A Fluffy Xenomorph
16%
80Corvatz is a General in the ALF, what does that stand for?Aincrad Liberation Front
16%
52Schmidt is afraid Griselda's ghost will ride his body up what river?Styx
16%
69What game series does Kirito, and an eagle sound effect, reference when Lisbeth asks how he found them so fast?Assassins Creed
15%
105Kayaba paralyzes Asuna because he believes, and is correct, in the belief she is trying to what him with her mind, even in the paralyzed state?Burn
15%
66Which cartoon character's scream is played when Kirito falls back into the hole?Goofy
15%
73Tiffany, to himself, asks if he needs to put what outside his shop to keep Asuna away?Salt Lines
15%
50Yolko, Kains and which other member voted to keep the rare item?Schmitt
15%
71At the beginning of episode 8 Kirito tells Tiffany about how he got what?A Ragout Rabbit
14%
93According to Kirito, Asuna has recurring what?Night Terrors
14%
81Tiffany and Lisbeth tease Kirito about something that was shown to every SAO Player, what is it?Viral Video
13%
74Asuna's house is on which floor?Floor 61
12%
88Who takes Kuradeel and Kirito out to train?Godfrey
12%
16When Illfang's health goes into the red, what weapon does he switchout for?Nodachi
12%
126It is revealed that Yui faked her death as what?A joke
11%
97Yui corrects Yulier's description of the situation as ironic, instead saying how they described the events as....?Completely Expected
11%
92Heathcliff says, in an unsurprising twist, that Fluffles has joined forces with a bandit king, what is the bandit's name?King of Ashes
11%
106Kirito, mocking Kayaba, imitates which South Park character?Eric Cartman
9%
139What is Sugou's alternate name for his character in Alfheim?Oberon
9%
100Yui says Kirito and Asuna re the two most broken and what players she has ever seen?Sociopathic
9%
104Kirito correctly states that the misquoted line 'Dry land is not a myth, I have seen it!' is not actually said in which film?Waterworld
9%
118Due to her vegatative state, Kirito points out that it would be hard for Sugou to get an 'I do' out of Asuna, comparing her to what vegetable?A Potato
8%
84Kirito claims that he and guilds go together like what?Puppies and Fire Ants
8%
121How does Kirito describe his life, at that immediate moment, when he meets Tiff?A Multi-Headed Dick Hydra
7%
107What is Asuna's last line before she "dies"?Cry your little bitch tears.
7%
116Immediately after speaking to Sugou, Mr. Yuuki goes to purchase a car from which manufacturer?Ferrari
7%
67Lisbeth has a moment out of what genre of film when they wake up the next morning?(Film) Noir
7%
18What does Asuna admit they cannot do?Open their menu
7%
76How far does Asuna knock Kirito after he accidentally gropes her?15m
6%
108Kayaba claims the glitch that kills players was an accident due to him staying up for how long?3 Weeks or 500 Hours
6%
134Recon references what anime when his NerveGear activates his brain's fear centre?Assassination Classroom
5%
136What reward awaits the first players to climb The World Tree?A wish
5%
140Sugou reveals his master plan is to use what broken aspect of SAO to manipulate Alfheim players into obeying his commands?Charisma stat
5%
113During their practice fight, what does Suguha yell when Kirito attempts to yield?Death before Dishonour
5%
117According to Sugou, after he goes all rapey, Asuna smells of what?Innocence
5%
129When PantySmasher, who is revealed to be a Role-Player, asks Leafa what she really wants at that moment, what is her response?To not get raped
5%
124After Suguha claims that Kirito's 'date with destiny' is a step up from him groping coma patients, Kirito starts singing what song, by Katrina and the WavesWalking on Sunshine
5%
132Kirito begins sobbing at the discovery that Alfheim has what?A profanity filter
4%
131What does Kirito call Gen. Pantysmasher because of his southern accent?Colonel
4%
83Heathcliff makes a joke from which movie to diffuse the situation between Kirito and Fluffles?Dr Strangelove
4%
111In the dream at the beginning of episode 12, what do Kirito and Asuna say has 'always been an established character trait' for Kirito?Fishing
4%
37What name does Kirito, sarcastically refer to as the font of Human Knowledge and Devourer of Souls?Gammagorath
4%
128After Keith, Gen. PantySmasher and DeezGuns demand Leafa strip for them, Keith takes out a tub of what, to flick at her?Mayonaise
4%
123After drinking 9Up, which is toxic if not boiled for long enough, Kirito vomits on Tiff's jukebox. As he does this Tiff screams out what nickname for the rap artist Pitbull?Mr. Worldwide
4%
103Kirito first realises Heathcliff's true identity when he says what?Now you've seen TRON
4%
110In is sleep deprived state, Kayaba claims he saw the face of God, but was in fact the janitor, what is the janitor's name?Reki
4%
102Klein asks if another player's father was made of what two things?Ribcages and Hatred
4%
133Leafa casts a healing spell on Kirito containing only three different words, what are they?See Spot Run
4%
98While attempting to rescue Thinker, SAO's version of the Grim Reaper attacks the group, what is it's name?The Fatal Scythe
4%
115Because he carries this brand of briefcase, what does Mr. Yuuki call Sugou when he arrives?Versace
4%
112Kirito claims that no human could be awake at what time of the morning?7:15
2%
96Yulier claims they doesn't know how Kibao gained power with the 'unbridled charisma' of what?A Chipotle Enema
2%
114What does Mr. Yuuki call Asuna while she is comatose?A Parasite
2%
138Suguha nearly has a nervous breakdown as she realizes she admitted Kirito had what?A sweet patootie
2%
79Kirito says Ittadakima as he is about to eat his sandwich, what does this translate to in English?Bite
2%
137Recon is captured by some nobility who plan to use him in what recreational activity, typically associated with British nobility?Fox Hunting
2%
20When Diabel asks Kirito how he copes, which Game of Thrones character does he quote?Tywin Lannister
2%
101What does Heathcliff say when he realises that the King of Ashes' forces are closing in behind them, when preparing to enter the boss room?We're going in hot
2%
120When Kirito tweets about the situation, what is the first hashtag he adds?#wheresthejustice
2%
119Sugou reveals his company bought and kept the SAO servers running after claiming Kayaba did what to the VR industry?'Deep Six' it
1%
135Recon mentions that the band has been playing Leafa's intro music at her wedding for 5 hours, what is the song that they've been playing?Everytime We Touch
1%
127In Yui's own words she had to sit and watch as Kirito and Asuna moved on without her, leaving their only child to suffer in what?Silence and Isolation
1%
25According to the tutorial NPC, how many hours has Keita been playing?4608
0%
63Which video game does Kirito paraphrase a line from when presented with Lisbeth's finest ever sword?Bad Dudes
0%
122The writer for the blurb text on the Alfheim case has just lost his kids to hs wife, what is her name?Debra
0%
109Due to him staying up so late, what was his survival plan when SAO became accessible to the public?Double, Triple and Quadruple Down
0%
125Because of the length of time Kirito spends trying what, he now feels that the Alfheim announcer is his nemesis, and not Sugou? Enter a name
0%
58Which book, line and chapter of the bible does the head of Laughing Coffin quote as they walk away?Ephesians 2:8
0%
130After swiftly killing Keith, what is Kirito's final line before the end credit screen shows?It is good to be home
0%
56Which book, chapter and line of the bible does the head of Laughing Coffin parahrase?Judges 15:16
0%

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