Glee Quotes

"I won my first dance competition when I was three months old."

"The show must go all over the place or something."

"You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally."

"I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time."

"I'm sorry, it's just you know how many Facebook friends I had before Glee? Two! My parents."

"Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"

"I think you will be adding revenge to the list of things you're not good at, including being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn't make you look like a lesbian."

"I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them."

"Excuse me! What about us? You expect us to just sway back here like props?"

"This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking."

"I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am."

"I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people."

"Give me some chocolate or I will cut you."

"Why does everyone assume I'm angry all the time? It's called being sassy."

"We're dealing with children; they need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them - without it, their bones won't grow properly."

"Sometimes if you want to make change, you gotta make a little noise."

"Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too."

"Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down."

"I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me."

"Just come out so we can talk...or sing about it."