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“Look at them: A minute ago they were babies, and now they’re driving, and soon we’ll all be dead.”
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Claire
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“What could be more natural than your mother’s tongue in your ear?”
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Gloria
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“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, ‘What?!’”
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Phil
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“In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.”
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Haley
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“I’m gonna share that one with my next husband when we’re spending your money.”
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Gloria
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“Success is one percent inspiration, 98 percent perspiration, and two percent attention to detail.”
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Phil
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“You want to hear the guest list for the night? So far it’s anger, betrayal, terror, and sadness. Congratulations Mitchell, you packed the house!”
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Cameron
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“Everything I touch turns to detention.”
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Haley
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“I shouldn’t be penalized for being too smart, I’m not running for president.”
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Alex
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“When you’re married to me you’re going to be yelled at many times.”
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Gloria
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“Books? Wake up and smell the Internet, grandma.”
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Luke
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“No one wants to think at graduation! It’s graduation, the time when we celebrate being done with thinking.”
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Haley
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“I would love to be wrong, but I don’t live with the right people for that.”
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Claire
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“There’s a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell’s relationship with his mother and say, ‘That’s messed up.’”
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Cameron
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“It can be challenging finding playmates for an exceptional child. I don’t mean to brag, but that’s why I didn’t have any friends.”
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Mitchell
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“What kind of man writes poetry on a computer?”
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Manny
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“The only time I break a sweat is when we run after the ice cream truck.”
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Phil
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“Dad, we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you’re old and in a wheelchair, I’ll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go. And I’ll take you to the top of a huge hill and just let go.”
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Luke
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“Well, technically this is your fault because we were afraid our marriage was getting as boring as yours.”
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Cameron
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“No, see this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug. So, people don’t get hurt.”
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Jay
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“Well, yeah, until you sweep too much under the rug. Then you have a lumpy rug… creates a tripping hazard… and open yourself up to lawsuits."
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Phil
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“With great hotness comes great responsibility.”
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Haley
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