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The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
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His blood smells like cologne.
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He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.
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His organ donation card also lists his beard.
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He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
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He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
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His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
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Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.
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He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
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He lives vicariously through himself.
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Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
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When in Rome, they do as he does.
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People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
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He could disarm you with his looks or his hands, either way.
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He is the life of parties he has never attended.
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He can speak French in Russian.
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In a past life, he was himself.
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At museums, he’s allowed to touch the art.
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Both sides of his pillow are cool.
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His snow globe gets 24 inches of fresh powder annually.
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His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.
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Regardless of temperature, you can never see his breath.
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He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he won.
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His mother has a tattoo that reads, “son.”
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If he punched you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
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He bowls overhand.
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His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
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He’s won trophies for his game face alone.
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He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken.
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He has inside jokes with complete strangers.
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If he were to pat you on your back, you would list it on your résumé.
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Cuba imports cigars from him.
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His words carry weight that would break a less interesting man’s jaw.
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Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect.
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He once ran a marathon because it was on his way.
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Sasquatch has taken a photograph of him.
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His small talk has altered foreign policy.
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If opportunity knocks and he’s not home, opportunity waits.
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His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.
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