Badly Described Occupations

Someone who fierociously scribbles in a notepad then publishes their markings in an over-complicatedly folded paper that no one reads anymore.

Person who lies a lot about the bad stuff other people do.

Person who covers up the bad stuff they do with a bunch of fake promises.

Someone who travels to enormous rotating objects in a large vessel that gets smaller and smaller the farther it goes along.

Someone who beats the crap out of a piece of hot metal to shape it into a pointy object.

Someone who cries professionally to portray other people’s problems.

Someone that raises living things just so they can be eaten or sold later on.

Someone that mumbles nonsense to one person before translating his nonsense to other people who don’t understand the nonsense.

Someone who points at a fake map to describe things that can also just be seen by looking outside

Someone who shoves a microphone in an innocent person's face and expects them to tell a story.

Muscular person who throws or hits round things for the enjoyment of others.

Someone who delivers the tasty requests of customers on unnecessarily large trays.

Someone who escorts people through all sorts of structures and discusses how much it costs to live depending on someone's selection.

Person who puts the things you want on a red thing, adds them up, and then shames you into donating to some cause.

Someone that chops, boils, and/or fries the dead bodies of once-living things to satisfy the pains of someone's mid-section.

Person who stares at a body of water to watch for vanishing bodies

Someone that wears a white coat, tests your bodily functions, and gives unreasonably long names to when there's something wrong with you.

Someone who sells fragrant corpses of once living green things to delight the noses of people.

Someone who makes sure wild living things stay "domesticated" in cages which they will spend the rest of their lives in for the enjoyment of young children.

Someone who mentally abuses the brains of (small) children.