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Lyrics
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Someone's
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emailed
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us
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asking
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which
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country's
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shape
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is
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most
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like
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a
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square
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What
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a
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stupid
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question
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Totally
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pointless
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Slovakia?
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No
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Georgia?
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No
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Bangladesh?
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No,
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Bangladesh
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looks
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like
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a
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wizard
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You
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think
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everything
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looks
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like
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a
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wizard
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Hm..
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Ghana?
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Too
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long
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North
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Macedonia?
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Too
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round
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Liberia?
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No
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Malaysia?
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Jay,
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Malaysia
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is
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not
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a
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square
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But
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there
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must
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be
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one
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somewhere
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Not
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in
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Oman
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or
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UAE
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And
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Yemen's
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more
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a
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rectangle
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yes,
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I
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can
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see
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Russia's
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nothing
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like
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a
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square
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Too
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long
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as
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far
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as
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I'm
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aware
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Mali
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starts
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off
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strongly
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But
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right
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here
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it
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goes
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to
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pot
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Burkina
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Faso
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is
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irregular
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Four-sided
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it
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is
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not
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hmm
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Italy's
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a
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boot
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And
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so
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is
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Papua
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New
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Guinea
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What
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about
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Benin
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and
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Togo?
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No,
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they're
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both
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far
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too
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skinny
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What
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about
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these
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little
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Countries,
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Costa
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Rica,
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Lebanon?
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There's
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no
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square
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in
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Singapore,
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Brunei,
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Mauritius,
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or
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Gabon
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Kuwait
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looks
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like
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a
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little
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thumb
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Madagascar
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looks
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quite
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lean
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Burundi
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looks
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quite
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like
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a
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heart
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Qatar
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looks
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like
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a
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bean
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Lyrics
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India's
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a
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diamond
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and
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Slovenia's
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a
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splot
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Cuba's
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very
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long
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and
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thin
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and
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both
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Koreas
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are
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short
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and
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squat
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Mozambique
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has
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got
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too
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many
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sides
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Uzbekistan
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as
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well
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Little
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Paraguay's
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no
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paradigm
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Mauritania's
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an
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L
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And
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Malawi's
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like
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a
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seahorse
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Guinea-Bissau's
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a
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weathered
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rock
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And
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Nauru's
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nearly
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a
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circle
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And
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Somalia's
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a
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sock
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France
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is
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famously
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a
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hexagon
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That
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fact
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is
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quite
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well
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known
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But
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it's
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not
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the
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only
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one
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It's
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joined
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by
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Sierra
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Leone
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What
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about
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these
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landlocked
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countries
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like
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Nepal
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or
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South
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Sudan?
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They're
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not
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square
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and
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nor
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Are
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Denmark,
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Finland,
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China,
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or
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Iran
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Luxembourgers
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are
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all
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squares
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which
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Their
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borders
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don't
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reflect
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And
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Australia's
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a
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cat
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dog
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And
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Japan
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we
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must
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reject
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Guatemala
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has
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two
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squarish
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sides
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in
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This
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bit
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in
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the
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north
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But
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it
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won't
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meet
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our
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criteria
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'cause
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It
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needs
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a
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third
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and
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fourth
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Timor
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Leste?
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Doesn't
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pass
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the
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test
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Moldova?
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Guinea?
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Don't
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be
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silly
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Little
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Rwanda?
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Doesn't
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stand
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a
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hope
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in
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hell
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Nor
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does
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Israel
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Are
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we
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seriously
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Lyrics
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going
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to
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Go
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through
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every
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country?
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Yes,
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I
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think
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it's
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important
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Both
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the
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USA
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and
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Canada
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have
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Squares
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in
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large
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amounts
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But
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we're
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only
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counting
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countries
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And
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states
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don't
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count
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Poland
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would
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look
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like
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a
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square
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if
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It
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invaded
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to
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the
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south
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Kazakhstan
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looks
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like
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a
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turtle
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with
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a
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Leaf
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stuck
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in
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it's
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mouth
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Despite
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a
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square's
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efficiency
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The
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Germans
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don't
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come
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close
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And
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Peru
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is
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like
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a
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resting
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dog
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Guyana's
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like
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a
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ghost
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Ethiopia
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and
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Switzerland
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look
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Like
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potato
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wedges
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Norway,
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Sweden
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And
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New
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Zealand
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all
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have
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Far
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too
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crinkly
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edges
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If
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you
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have
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a
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lot
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of
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coastline
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then
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Your
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sides
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will
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not
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be
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straight
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So
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the
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squareness
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of
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the
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Philippines,
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Greece
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And
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Ireland
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won't
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be
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great
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Tajikistan's
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quite
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funky
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As
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is
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elephant
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head-shaped
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Thailand
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There's
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no
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square
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in
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Indonesia's
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eighteen
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thousand
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tiny
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islands
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If
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your
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country's
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made
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of
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islands
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Then
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a
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square
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you'll
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never
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be
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There
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are
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loads
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of
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island
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nations
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That
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are
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mostly
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empty
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sea:
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Trinidad
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and
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Tobago,
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Saint
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Vincent
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and
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Lyrics
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The
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Grenadines,
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the
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Solomon
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Islands
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The
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Seychelles
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The
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Maldives,
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Micronesia,
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Fiji
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The
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Marshall
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Islands,
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Saint
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Kitts
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and
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Nevis
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São
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Tomé
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and
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Príncipe,
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the
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Bahamas,
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Cape
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Verde,
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Tonga,
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Vanuatu!
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The
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Netherlands
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is
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flat
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although
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it's
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Edges
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do
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not
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fit
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And
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the
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following
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are
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countries
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With
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a
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sticky-outy
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bit:
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There's
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Afghanistan,
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Namibia
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The
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DRC's
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got
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two
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There's
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Ukraine,
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Venezuela,
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Eritrea
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Cyprus
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and
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Kosovo!
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Is
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Morocco
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square?
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No,
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it's
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more
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a
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stair
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Kiribati?
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Not
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square,
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alas
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Senegal?
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Not
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square
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at
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all
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San
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Marino?
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San
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Mari
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no
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The
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CAR
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so
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near,
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so
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far
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Botswana's
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like
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a
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flounder
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Chad
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looks
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like
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Jay
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Leno
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Eswatini
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couldn't
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be
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rounder
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Mongolia
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looks
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like
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a
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bat
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The
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Congo's
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kind
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of
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foxy
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Myanmar's
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like
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a
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genie
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and
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Not
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even
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slightly
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boxy
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Belize
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has
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one
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edge
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here
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that's
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straight
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But
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this
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bit's
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rather
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lumpy
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Algeria
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and
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Kenya
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are
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pentagons
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Honduras
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is
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too
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bumpy
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Sri
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Lanka's
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like
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a
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raindrop
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Kyrgyzstan's
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a
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bird
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in
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flight
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While
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Iraq
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and
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Jordan's
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lines
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are
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straight
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The
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angles
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just
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aren't
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right
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Lyrics
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Colombia's
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kind
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of
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squarish
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though
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it's
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Borders
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are
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quite
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rough
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And
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Iberia
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would
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pass
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|
but
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Spain
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Alone's
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not
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square
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enough
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If
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Bolivia
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expanded
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Then
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a
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square
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it
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just
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might
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be
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Nicaragua
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would
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look
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square
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if
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you
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Viewed
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it
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in
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3D
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Little
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Liechtenstein
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and
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the
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Argentines
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are
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Not
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square
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in
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the
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least
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The
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Dominican
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Republic
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That
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just
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tapers
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to
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the
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east
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Lesotho's
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sort
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of
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squarish
|
|
but
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the
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Angle's
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on
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the
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wonk
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Cameroon
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is
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like
|
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a
|
|
chicken
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With
|
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a
|
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huge
|
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badonkadonk
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Mexico?
|
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No,
|
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no,
|
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no,
|
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no
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Portugal?
|
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Too
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thin,
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too
|
|
tall
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The
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Saudis?
|
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Too
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much
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on
|
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a
|
|
slant
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The
|
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Vatican?
|
|
The
|
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Vati-can't
|
|
Listing
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every
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country
|
|
by
|
|
it's
|
|
shape
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Is
|
|
not
|
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an
|
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easy
|
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job
|
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When
|
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inevitably
|
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loads
|
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of
|
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them
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look
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Only
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like
|
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a
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blob
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So
|
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to
|
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make
|
|
things
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more
|
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efficient
|
|
As
|
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I'm
|
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sure
|
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you've
|
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got
|
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the
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gist
|
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Here
|
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are
|
|
all
|
|
the
|
|
blobby
|
|
countries
|
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In
|
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a
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quick
|
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compiled
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list:
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Andorra,
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Antigua
|
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and
|
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Barbuda,
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Austria
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Barbados,
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Belgium,
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Belarus,
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Bhutan
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Bosnia
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and
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Herzegovina
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Cambodia,
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Czechia,
|
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Djibouti,
|
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Dominica
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Estonia
|
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Grenada,
|
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|
Lyrics
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Hungary,
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Iceland,
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Latvia,
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Lithuania
|
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Romania
|
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Serbia,
|
|
Saint
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Lucia,
|
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Tanzania,
|
|
Uruguay,
|
|
Zimbabwe
|
|
Samoa's
|
|
like
|
|
a
|
|
butterfly
|
|
whose
|
|
Wings
|
|
have
|
|
been
|
|
removed
|
|
But
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|
add
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Ecuador
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and
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Bahrain
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And
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it's
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|
massively
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|
improved
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|
Little
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|
Monaco's
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|
so
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|
tiny
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|
you
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|
can
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|
See
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|
the
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|
piers
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|
within
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|
Chile's
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very,
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very,
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|
very,
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|
very,
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|
very
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|
Long
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and
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|
thin
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|
Uganda
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|
cannot
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|
be
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|
a
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|
square
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|
because
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|
Of
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|
all
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|
the
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|
lakes
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|
the
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|
Gambia,
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|
Vietnam
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|
And
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|
Panama
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|
all
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|
look
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|
like
|
|
snakes
|
|
Haiti,
|
|
Croatia
|
|
And
|
|
Zambia
|
|
all
|
|
have
|
|
shapes
|
|
that
|
|
wrap
|
|
around
|
|
Syria's
|
|
just
|
|
a
|
|
bit
|
|
too
|
|
slopey
|
|
And
|
|
El
|
|
Salvador's
|
|
too
|
|
long
|
|
That
|
|
doesn't
|
|
rhyme!
|
|
Palau
|
|
looks
|
|
like
|
|
a
|
|
jellyfish
|
|
Pakistan
|
|
looks
|
|
like
|
|
a
|
|
duck
|
|
Azerbaijan
|
|
looks
|
|
like
|
|
a
|
|
bird
|
|
that's
|
|
been
|
|
Run
|
|
over
|
|
by
|
|
a
|
|
truck
|
|
this
|
|
monkey
|
|
is
|
|
Armenian
|
|
This
|
|
shooting
|
|
star's
|
|
Laotian
|
|
jamaica,
|
|
Malta
|
|
And
|
|
Niger
|
|
are
|
|
creatures
|
|
from
|
|
the
|
|
ocean
|
|
Greenland's
|
|
not
|
|
a
|
|
real
|
|
country
|
|
even
|
|
Though
|
|
it's
|
|
really
|
|
big
|
|
The
|
|
UK
|
|
looks
|
|
like
|
|
an
|
|
old
|
|
witch
|
|
Sitting
|
|
sideways
|
|
on
|
|
a
|
|
pig
|
|
Comoros
|
|
would
|
|
if
|
|
it
|
|
were
|
|
glued
|
|
Some
|
|
parts
|
|
of
|
|
Tuvalu
|
|
look
|
|
|
Lyrics
|
|
rude
|
|
Turkmenistan
|
|
looks
|
|
like
|
|
something
|
|
or
|
|
another
|
|
Tunisia
|
|
and
|
|
Albania
|
|
look
|
|
like
|
|
each
|
|
other
|
|
South
|
|
Africa's
|
|
too
|
|
wobbly
|
|
Bulgaria's
|
|
too
|
|
knobbly
|
|
Brazil
|
|
is
|
|
too
|
|
triangular
|
|
Turkey
|
|
is
|
|
too
|
|
rectangular
|
|
Now
|
|
the
|
|
only
|
|
countries
|
|
left
|
|
are
|
|
ones
|
|
Whose
|
|
squareness
|
|
are
|
|
the
|
|
best
|
|
If
|
|
you
|
|
know
|
|
which
|
|
ones
|
|
are
|
|
coming
|
|
We're
|
|
incredibly
|
|
impressed
|
|
Little
|
|
Montenegro's
|
|
square
|
|
if
|
|
you
|
|
Rotate
|
|
it
|
|
some
|
|
degrees
|
|
South
|
|
Sudan
|
|
has
|
|
left
|
|
behind
|
|
a
|
|
Very
|
|
square
|
|
North
|
|
Sudanese
|
|
The
|
|
angles
|
|
in
|
|
Angola
|
|
mean
|
|
it's
|
|
Nearly
|
|
good
|
|
to
|
|
go
|
|
and
|
|
Nigeria
|
|
comes
|
|
close
|
|
Although
|
|
it
|
|
bulges
|
|
down
|
|
below
|
|
Libya
|
|
is
|
|
nearly
|
|
square
|
|
It's
|
|
more
|
|
a
|
|
parallelogram
|
|
And
|
|
Cote
|
|
d'Ivoire
|
|
and
|
|
Suriname
|
|
do
|
|
Well
|
|
in
|
|
our
|
|
exam
|
|
Equatorial
|
|
Guinea's
|
|
very
|
|
square
|
|
But
|
|
unfortunately
|
|
Since
|
|
it's
|
|
capital's
|
|
on
|
|
an
|
|
island
|
|
Then
|
|
the
|
|
squarest
|
|
it
|
|
can't
|
|
be
|
|
So
|
|
the
|
|
winner
|
|
of
|
|
our
|
|
contest
|
|
Fitting
|
|
all
|
|
our
|
|
tight
|
|
prescriptions
|
|
It's
|
|
the
|
|
squarest
|
|
of
|
|
the
|
|
squarest
|
|
The
|
|
nation
|
|
of
|
|
the
|
|
Pharaohs
|
|
The
|
|
land
|
|
of
|
|
Cleopatra
|
|
The
|
|
country
|
|
where
|
|
the
|
|
Sphinx
|
|
is
|
|
It's
|
|
the
|
|
land
|
|
of
|
|
the
|
|
Egyptians!
|
|
This beats or equals 100% of test takers
The average score is 750
Your high score is 750